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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Tum te tum te tum....

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No: an we wer ment to play the uther day, but the uther team, Acrington Stanley, calld it off cos they ar scared ov a littol bit ov snow, proovin wunce an for all that they ar cowardly scum.
  • Simpsons:yes
  • Tesco: yes
    Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!! /10
  • Overall Score: 8.210000001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Just nipped in to the liberary to say HULLO!!!! I am still at Granny's but I carnt get online in her howse cos the pesky thing that BT gayve us to go online warever we ar DUZZ NOT WERK an I think it is a conspirassy agenst me, bein a spy an all, an I wuddent be serprized if it waz all down to sumwun from ASDA or sum scummy shop like that.

Daddy went thare, the uther day, yu kno. Yu see? If I am away from him too long, he reelly duzz let standerds slip!

I mite be home next week.... if so, I'll come an see yu all on yer blogs. I carnt wayte to catch up wiv yu all!!!!!

Nose hugs!!!!!

23 comments:

Lori said...

Dear dear Bob,

It's me....Dorothy! I arrived back in Kansas last night and am very tired. I made the journey all the way from Australia and am still getting all the kinks out! The kids at school were very happy to see me again and me, them. They are all enjoying my journal and the many photos and postcards from my travels. I will try to send pictures soon!

Sending lots of love and missing you,
Dorothy

P.S. Do you know whatever happened to my beautiful blue vest?

CherryPie said...

I have that problem when I visit my MIL, I bought a T Mobile internet thingy especially to use there and it must be the only place in their street that has no mobile signal!!

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Bob,
You must be strong.
Sally Ann

Asta said...

Bob
It's aways so gweat to heaw fwom you.

It's amazing how these conspiwicists stalk you. , but I know that wif youw tewwific spy twaining, you'll aways outwit them..good fow you.
Ouw love and best wishes to youw mum and Gwammie
I hope you get home soon
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Stardust said...

Ok, I can heer dat yu're doin beary fine. Cumming hom sooon, grayte! Everywun's missin yu...

Hugs.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Missin' You Bob! Nose hug from Granny K :o)

BumbleVee said...

I was beginning to wonder where you were. Whew.... glad it's nothing like having to stay undercover for many weeks at a time ... keeping watch on some criminals or something like that...

Visiting with Granny is much better than that.... hope she is all better very soon.

I built a tiny snowbear for you to see when you get back to visiting blogs....

hugs... Vee

i beati said...

we are missing you of course- Are your flowers covered in snow?Have you eaten all the choklit and biskits?

Calamity Jane said...

Master Bob, I was wonderin if you have had a close encouter of the third kind yet?

Feronia said...

Hugs and love to you, young master Bob. Any message from you is most welcome, o furry one :)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

DOROTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
Oh!
I hav to go an sit down...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

OK bak now.
DOROTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hav mist yu, an I hav been so worreed an hopin yu get home safely! I am glad to reed that yu did! But OH NOOO!!! NOT YOR LUVLY BLOO VEST THAT JULIE MAYDE?????????????
Oh no. Wat happend?
Yu had it wen yu left heer.... I'm shor yu had it wen yu went to stay in Edinburgh.... did yu still hav it in Ireland?? I thort yu did..... Oh poo! Ware is it??

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

thare is a mobile signal thare ok, as our mobiles all werk! But jus not the blinkin dongle!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mack an Sally Ann,

I am a very strong Bear.

DILLY said...

MWEAH!
Strong Bear wiv
strong pong!
Fnar!
¬"

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

WAT the???
Get owt ov heer yu stoopid reptile!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

Yu ar allways full ov cuddly wisdom!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust,

Aww I miss evrywun heer too!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Boy I wassent expectin that wun. I giv that wun 9/10.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblevee,

Heheheee I've ownly jus notist that thare is a bum ion yor nayme...heheeee...
AHEM!
Ooo a snowbear! I'll be rite over!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

ibeati,
the choklit biskits hav all gon, but we left Granny the not-choklit wuns cos hey ar better for her. See, I'm a thortful Bear, I am.
The snow has all gon, but they say we mite get mor layter this week....

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Feronia,

Hehee yu allways mayke me smile :@}

Lori said...

Bob,

Sorry I have to write on Lori's account...she is keeper o' the bear!

Looking back at the pictures in my journal, I had my coat in Scotland, but there are no pictures of me wearing it in Ireland. Perhaps it fell between some cushions or something? We will write to everyone soon and see if they have found it. Maybe they just don't have my addy and don't know where to send it. Though Julie has kindly offered to make me a new one, it isn't the same. I want it back, I do!

Hugs and kisses form Kansas.

Love,
Dorothy