WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Good Ol' Granny!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons:yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 -hahaha Granny's Bears are awl owt ov praktiss! /10
  • Overall Score: 8ish/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wun ov the graytist things abowt bein at Granny's howse for weeks is that she likes to go owt neerly EVRY day, an this meens that she goze into town on the bus an mostly ends up at Tesco's- so I get lots ov rides on the trolley! Wa-hey!

Keep an eye owt the nex time yu go shoppin an see if yu can spot the Bears. Lots ov peepol bring thare Bears, yu noe. If yor pertikewlarly observent yu mite spot us doin a hi-5 as our trolleys parss eech uther.

Enyway, the uther day, I mannidged to steer Granny down the iyell that's got custerd an jelly an uther party stuff like that in it. Wile she waz compairin tins ov rice puddin, I reecht over an got a pot ov custerd. MMmmmMmmmmMmmmm!!! Then, wile I waz tryin to serruptishusly sniff it awl rownd to mayke shur it had shoogar in it on both sides, I spottid a...a.... oh my!!! A CHOLKIT WUN!!!!

WOW!

CHOKLIT CUSTERD! CAN THARE BE SUTCH A THING???

Yes thare can!

Teehee! Good ol' Granny! I hid behind the rice puddin an she jus let it go throo the chek-owt!

Layter on, I shared it wiv her, cos Grannys need bilding up, yu noe. I pored on sum creem, too, an sum banarnana!
She gobbold it awl up an then had a snooze on the sofa. She duzz a lot ov snoozin. Eevn mor than yewzall. Mummy sez she is still heellin arfter bein in hopsikol. Miss Fluffy likes it, cos she gets to sleep on Granny for owers. An I like it cos she snors an it maykes us Bears giggol.

Daddy is comin to stay wiv us for the weekend. He'll be heer tomorro nite. I'm lookin forwerd to havin sum grayte chattin wiv him abowt boy stuff. Yu noe. Football an bottom-berps an stuff.

Bye fer now!

12 comments:

Asta said...

Bob,
What luck!!!!
Chocolite custawd! That must be the BEST!!!! I'm so glad you and Gwannie got to shawe some..not only does it build up stwengf, but it makes fow big smiles and happiness all awound.
I know you'll like having youw Dad thewe fow that most impawtant boy stuff..have a gweat time!!!(I lifted a guiness to you yestewday!!!)love and smoochie kisses
ASTa

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Thanks for Guinness sip, Asta! It was very dry rownd heer... :@}

i beati said...

way to bond Bob

CherryPie said...

Bananas and chocolate custard :-) You really are trying to spoil my diet!!!

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Bob,
That sounds very tasty. You are so nice to take care of Granny like that.
Eat well,
Sally Ann

Buttons the Bear said...

Grr Bob,
I'll take my chocolate custard without bananas please!

We all thought about you and your Orish nose on St. Patty's Day.

Give hugs all around, including Dilly, care givers deserve hugs, even if they are your sister. Sounds like the two of you are a great help with granny.

Calamity Jane said...

I love the chocolate custard with bananas too! Capt Scarlet isn't too keen though so we usually have normal custardy custard. Do you like yours hot or cold? With bananas, I prefer mine cold and Capt S has his hot ... thank goodness for microwaves! Big hugs for you and Mummy and Granny, oh and Daddy of course, hee hee.

Marlowe said...

Chocolate anything is good. Well, almost anything! I am glad that you and your grandma got to share some! Mom shares pieces of chocolate with me all the time!

Found art blog said...

Bottom Berps?? Andrea says they're more fun in the bath....

Julie said...

Wow chocolate custard! Heaven in a pot! lol Have a luvly weekend with your Daddy.

Feronia said...

Yummo Bob - chocolate custard!!

mrsnesbitt said...

Big hugs from across the miles Bob! Keep granny's strength up with lots of custard!
Dxx