- Gills: Yes, we playd Oldham (full nayme Oldem Fermly or they'll drop off) an they bribed the ref- typikol! An then he sent wun ov our players off so we lost 1 - 0. Poo!
- WE ARE PLAYIN SOUTHEND (full nayme: Safffend Scum) TODAY SO PLEES WARE YOR LUKKY BLOO PANTS!!!!!!
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: yes
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
- Overall Score: 7ish/10
It is all bizzy an topsy-turvy rownd heer cos Mummy an Granny ar tryin to pak so that Granny can moov layter this week. Sum peepol ar gettin worreed abowt bein left behind-
I've been mor consernd wiv the important stuff of the day tho.....
Daddy is in Ierland becos it was Grandad-Poppa's 80th berfday the uther day an all his famly wer meetin up for a big party an stuff an all the neffews ar goin to be thare wich is wy Iym not! Far too daingeruss for a hansum yung ursine like myself.
Meenwile, Dilly is havin a berday today. She has 2 eetch yeer, like the Queen. So thare'll be cayke layter! Scrumbo!
Happy Easter, peeps!