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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Mnyum

Gosh, thanks for awl yor messidges, peeps! I waz goin to blog larst nite but I waz a bit cuverd in hunny an Mummy wuddent let me neer the keebord. Sheez gon to bed now so HA! An HA! agen. Hoo duzz she think she iz???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????????????????????///oops sorry my por got stuk. Dit's a bit stikky. Hey! Did yu spot my cowntdown thingy at the top? It's my berfday on 31st May! I'm goin to be 8 agen. Bears can do that, as yu probly noe by now- we can stay watever aige we want. I've been 8 for a wile now. I like 8. 8's a good aige. It's the aige wen yu get most custerd, too. Ever thort abowt that? Well think abowt it now. See? I was rite, wassent I? 8's reelly custerdy. Yu eet 80% ov yor life's custerd wen yor 8. An that's if yor ownly 8 for wun yeer!

By fer now!



ps
Jackie, speshol hug ov thanks for yor sympaffy arfter Gillingham lost AND got rellygaytid.I don't understand. Mummy eevn wor her lukky bloo pants.... I had to eet a lot ov Jaffa caykes to get over it. I'm still not, akchewlly, but thare ar nun left. Hunny's nice tho. Speshly wen yu think yu've had anuff, an put it away, an go off an do sumthing else, sumthing compleetly un-hunny, an then yu find anuther bit between yor toze. "OH!" yu say. An hav a lik. Mmmm. BONUS hunny. Like most things nice, it's allways eevn better wen yu get a bit mor arfter yu think it endid.

16 comments:

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

I was sorry that you didn't get to be Prime Minister! Even if you didn't want to be one, I think you would have been a great one.

Marlowe said...

What are jaffa cakes? They sound good!

Buttons the Bear said...

On my list of comfort foods honey ranks number 2. Need you ask what is number 1? Why, chocolate of course!

But honey, is definitely the stickiest!

Buttons

Feronia said...

Honey's good on porridge too, Bob. Got any special plans for your birthday?

Shrinky said...

Oh Bob, I'm so sorry your about your team. Our house has just entered mourning after Fulham got robbed of it's rightful silverware, last night (BOO-HOO)! I'm sending on a few emergency huggles to soften the blow. I think you're right about the custard thing, I never thought about it until now - what a wise bear you are!

(I'm sure you're wise enough not to need reminding to wipe the keyboard off with a damp cloth after you finished your sticky-honey-paw typing?)

Are you planning a party for your birthday?

i beati said...

8 again like 29 ??hahah

Frog said...

Hello Bob, it's been a long time, but plz remember Frog supports you in everything you'll say or do. Greetz!

Sullivan McPig said...

8 is a nice age to be I think.

Found art blog said...

I found out I was eight on my second birthday party!!! I like eight as well!!

Jackie said...

You seem to be coping well with the relegaton.I think th ejaffa cakes must have helped. Can you get them on prescription?

TB said...

You bearfday is awful close to mine! Mine is May 26th. I'm going to be 10 this year. Double digits! We'll have to celebrate!

Stardust said...

I luv the numbar 8! ( Evory Chinese luves 8 ). We luv May, it's owr fav month. I luv hunny, a sticky lot! An I luv bears a lot, guess yu've already known.

I should be born a bear, an we should be together. =P

Hammie en Gea said...

I wonder if we hamster can choose our own age too??? I don't know my age!

Ms. Creek said...

Miss ya, BOB!

Asta said...

Bob
I just saw that it's about Biwfday time..lots of fwolicking to be done..i know I will clelbwate you!!! and am sending you my love and bestest wishes and biwfday smoochie kisses
I hope thewe will be lots of cayke!
hugs and love
ASTA

San said...

Getting rellygaytid is the worst. I hope the Jaffa cakes are helping. I'm not sure what they are, but the sound of "Jaffa" is fluffy and sweet and satisfying.

How magical to be on the verge of turning 8, again. That's the opposite of getting rellygaytid.