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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Wat's dust?

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: We play today so pleez ware yor lukky bloo pants!!! (Remember they ar lukkyest wen worn on the hed but still cownt on yer bum )
  • Simpsons: No. An don't think I havent mayde a note of it.
  • Tesco: Yes! A ride in thr trolley at larst!!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:10 I am THE champ!!! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.700000000007/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I sor a grayte cartoon the uther day that was a pikcher ov a town wiv peepol walkin abowt in it,an evrything had brown blobs on. An the werds underneeth wer "Is it just me or has evrything got poo on it?" Heer is a link to it, if yu want to see it!

Well, arfter that, I was havin a deep think, as a Bear is wont to do, bein as we ar deep thinkers (we don't just poo in the woods, yu noe, we can do a deep thunk thare too, an eevn simewltayneussly) an I thort, "Hey, wat it did? Wat if evrything DID hav poo on it??" An then I thort, "Hey! Wat if it DUZZ??? Wat if DUST is reelly the POO ov sum INVISIBOL ALIEN CREETCHER???"

Wow.......

9 comments:

Marlowe said...

You always find the most interesting things online, Bob. The cartoons are very funny.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

"We are stardust" Bob! :o)

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chicamom85 said...

Bob, now you have done it. Mommy has gone running for the lysol and any other cleaners she can get her hands on. Our house will be smelling like a chemical factory and horrors of horrors I might even have to bathe. Please in the future, keep these deep thoughts to yourself. PLEASE, for the sake of my sanity. I like poo

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Buttons the Bear said...

Bob,
You do like to think deeply, and oh the thoughts you think. There has been much LOL here this evening, and here we always thought that dust was a protective coating.

BumbleVee said...

you are absolutely correct.... I'm sure dust is dust mite poo .. honnist.....

Hammie en Gea said...

G. always starts to sneeze if there's dust... Thinking that it's Alien Poo is a strange idea... Who knows???

Feronia said...

Then I spend a lot of time cleaning up alien poo, Bob!

Stardust said...

Yu noe wat, I'm achewly very sure dat dust is always poo of sumthing. Poo of insects, or the chiken next dor, dat cow at the pasture, even Fluffy's. They juz cum in micro small size.

I lyke it dat yu think an pooing, I'm sure my Bear can't. He CAN'T do 2 enything at the same time!