- Gills: Aar, we wer gettin a not-a-loos, then ye cheetin Bradford varmin scum be scoring d a goal in extra time, time that wassent ment to be bein enyway. They shud be bein havin a cup ov the rum by then.
- Simpsons: no, we not be seeing.
- Tesco: aaar
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: be being too bizzy for this, I be plannin pirating, aar/10
- Overall Score: 8/10 aaar
Today be bein talk like a pirate day, aaar!
I be amassing a crew for my ship....
Miss Fluffy be wantin a be the ship's cat! Aaar!
Now see, I be havin a long list a things to be doin....
So I be leevin ye landlubbers now, aaaar.......
DO be lettin me noe wat pirating ye be doing aday! Be talk like pirates, or ye be for the plank! Aaar!