- Gills: Yes, we playd Torquay (Full nayme: watery fowls fc) an we wer winning till they got a goal in the larst few seconds ov the gayme, wich issent fair, an was eevn cheetin, reelly, as we wernt watching.
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: yes we did a layte nite run to get cow-juice an tea, staples ov our diet.
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5, darnit /10
- Overall Score: 8ish/10
OK, hold on to yor bellies. Mummy has startid driving lessons.
oh don't, that herts! Hehe!
I lernt to drive a long time ago wen I waz in spy collidge. I hav my own car nowadays. It's ace. A nice red wun.
An it's better than Daddy's cos, as yu can see, I hav a sat-nav-
an if yu lift that flap between the seets thare ar 2 choklit peanut holding bays-
Can yu see the geer stik?
OK, reeders in Abearrika, pleez can yu cleer sumthing up? I herd on NCIS that yu don't hav cars wiv geer stiks very mutch, an yu drive with auto transmishun insted. Is this troo?
Mummy is lerning on a manyual geer stik too, but sez it is alot to think abowt, speshly wen goin rownd corners (ooooooh deeeeerrrr.....)
OK enuff talk. I'm off for a drive. Oh look! Daddy's feet! RAMMING SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bye fer now!