WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Mummy's been let looss on the roades!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: Yes, we playd Torquay (Full nayme: watery fowls fc) an we wer winning till they got a goal in the larst few seconds ov the gayme, wich issent fair, an was eevn cheetin, reelly, as we wernt watching.
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes we did a layte nite run to get cow-juice an tea, staples ov our diet.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5, darnit /10
  • Overall Score: 8ish/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

OK, hold on to yor bellies. Mummy has startid driving lessons.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh don't, that herts! Hehe!

I lernt to drive a long time ago wen I waz in spy collidge. I hav my own car nowadays. It's ace. A nice red wun.


An it's better than Daddy's cos, as yu can see, I hav a sat-nav-

an if yu lift that flap between the seets thare ar 2 choklit peanut holding bays-
Can yu see the geer stik?
OK, reeders in Abearrika, pleez can yu cleer sumthing up? I herd on NCIS that yu don't hav cars wiv geer stiks very mutch, an yu drive with auto transmishun insted. Is this troo?

Mummy is lerning on a manyual geer stik too, but sez it is alot to think abowt, speshly wen goin rownd corners (ooooooh deeeeerrrr.....)

OK enuff talk. I'm off for a drive. Oh look! Daddy's feet! RAMMING SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bye fer now!


16 comments:

Bob's Dad said...

Ouch! Bob!!

That hurt, look where you're going.


What do you mean, "it's the same steering technique as Mummy used on her lesson"? Cheeky bear.

Hammie en Gea said...

You look so COOL in that very COOL car!

Daisy said...

You sure got a fancy car, Bob! Just make sure you have good insurance, then it won't matter if you have a few smashups.

Sally Ann said...

Bob,
Charlie wants a car. Do you have Sirrus Satellite radio? Mommy says it is great. If you know where Charlie can get one, let me know.He is after all of driving age here is America. Oh yes, most of our humans use automatic transmissions here.
Sally Ann

Buttons the Bear said...

Bob,

What make is your car? Love your seat covers. Glad to see you wearing your seat belt. You are so lucky to have a car just your size. Remembear don't text and drive. ;-)

Mom made me put the giant buttons back on the walls. :-(

BumbleVee said...

Automatics are much more popular here now than standard transmissions.... I think people are just lazy... and the car manufacturers comply. Plus...in city stop and go traffic...it is a bit easier to use an automatic...

As a matter of fact...you will be miles ahead of most women in this part of the world.... most of 'em don't even know how to drive a standard nowadays. I learned to drive when I was 8 so it was all standards then...and I loved shifting gears.... once you get onto it.... piece of cake!!

It just all seems a lot to remember right now...and, it is in the beginning.... just like it was for me when I learned to drive my motorcycle where your clutch is your left hand and throttle is your right hand... yikes1...I was panicked at first....... but, forge ahead...you'll get it and be proud to say you drive a standard shift car.

Julie said...

What a super car Bob! I like red cars. You look very smart in your hat!

Feronia said...

Good on you, Mummy! And good on you for learning on a manual!! I can only drive an auto...

Asta said...

Bob
Youw caw weally is ACE!!! and you look like a vewy expewienced dwivew.

A long time ago my pawents had a caw..it's the only one Mommi evew had..it had fouw geaw shifty things , they wewe on the column, not the floow...ummm, Bob, how come youw steawing wheel is on the left like the caws in A mewwy Caw?
does it cause pwoblems fow you in England?
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Bob you are a chick magnet in that hot rod
Benny & Lily

Eldritch the Dragon said...

My mummy drives quite weel. In fact she's better than Unclclecle Kevin becos he goes too fast and drives right up behind stuff. Even lorries!

Stardust said...

Dat's a posh car Bob! Not fair! I wanna be a bear too!

Pleese help giv mommy sum lessons, am sur dat she lykes yu more dan the instructors. ;)

Marlowe said...

My mom technically learned to drive on a standard. She's only driven an automatic since, so she doesn't know if she drive one anymore!

CherryPie said...

That is one trendy car you have :-)

Found art blog said...

I love your car!! And I got home to find some rubber stamps that you'd sent me!! I love those too!!
Hope you enjoyed eating birthday cake as much as I did - it was the bestestest birthday party I ever had!!!

Jackie said...

I'm sure mummy will do very well Bob and won't be distracted by trying to get chocolate peanuts out of the holders in her driving lesson car.