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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanking Day

Recent scores:
  • Gills: OMG! OMG! OMG! We hav won TWO away matches in a roe!! We haddent won an away match in over a yeer!!!!
  • Simpsons: No. I miss Lisa.
  • Tesco: Yup
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Overall Score: 8.76573/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Happy Thanking Day to all my Abearycan frends. So is it troo, that yu all eat turkey an hav presents an hav to be wiv famly today eevn the wuns yu don't like; like we hav to at Crissmoss, over heer? ;@}

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My secretary has been unwell agen (shirking) wich accownts for my lak ov posts, by the way. But did yu reed wat I rote up the top thare? GILLINGHAM HAV BEEN WINNING!!!! OMG!! I hav been sooooo bownsing I neerly berst my bum seam wiv all the eggsytment. Dit's grayte. Ovviossly lots ov yu ar waring bloo pants. An I suspekt sum ov yu hav them on yor heds. Thank yu! Keep it up! Keep THEM up, too!

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That reminds me; Daddy cayme home from werk yestaday an sed that thare waz a kid in his class hooz nayme waz "Blu". WAT the????

We allways ask him if thare wer eny daft naymes. Wun ov the funnyest was wen a littol gerl waz calld Cinderella- but the werst thing waz that she had 2 elder sisters in the sayme skool! Wat is the daftest nayme yu hav ever herd ov???

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Enyway, as it is Thanking Day in Abearica I shall joyne in by sayin sum things that I am a Thankful Bear for:

  • pants
  • an the frolicking of;
  • darnsing and strutting my funky stuff
  • espeshly to peepol like the BeeGees;
  • choklit biskits
  • an dunkin them in tea;
  • blogger frends
  • an meetin up wiv them;
  • driving my car rownd the coffee taybol;
  • Lisa Simpson;
  • Gillingham winning away;
  • my hats (yer ears can get well cold wen they stik up on top ov yer hed)
Thare. I'm shor I shall member mor things an stuff, but I shall just hav to be thankful for thoze in a kwyert moment ov Bearissity.

Hav a good day!

16 comments:

Found art blog said...

I like meeting bloggy friends and playing with my little sports car!! It's too little for me to sit in though.

mrsnesbitt said...

What a good idea - to list the things we have to be thankful for!
I once taught a Robin Hood and a Neil Downs! lol! I also taught a Nathan Jones and I use to sing the supremes song"Nathan Jones" to him lol! If he was ever late I would sing "Nathan Jones you've been gone too long" just as they did in the song!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Daddy went to skool wiv a boy call Nicolas Pratt. HAHAHA. That's rood!

Gracie =^o.o^= and Minnie said...

Having a furever home there are just too many things to list to be thankful for! Sending best wishes to you and your family as you celebrate Thanksgiving Day!

i beati said...

Love your list I think Gywneth Paltrow's Apple is the most daft name I've heard- You are at the top of my thanks list .Good for the pants team !!sandy

Buttons the Bear said...

Presents? We're suppose to get presents on Thanksgiving? That would be nice, but alas not true. I think you are confused, mom says aside from being thankful, eating turkey and family, most Americans strategize over the black-friday sale ads. Deciding if they are camping out in the store's parking lot or sleeping in a snug bed tonight. Is that what you meant by getting presents?

A boy named Cedar Ebenezer and a boy named Ace.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Where I worked there was a man called Precious. His mates called him 'Presh'.

I'm thankful for far too many things to list, but central heating would be near the top right now!

Nose hugs all round Bob! :o)

Benny and Lily said...

Happee Thanksgiving Bob
Benny & Lily

Feronia said...

I think Bob Geldof's kids Fifi Trixibelle and Peaches might be amongst the silliest names I've heard!

Found art blog said...

I was just reading your doodle posts and noticed you didn't know the word for the opposite of constipation. It's diyareeya.

Thought you might like to know.

Marlowe said...

My mom went to Girl Scouts with a girl named Autumn Golden.

San said...

Thank you for observing Thanking Day with us, Bob.

Daft name......hmmmmmmm....I once had a client whose actual name was Willy Nilly. No, I'm not kidding.

Ryan Lorenc-Haluska said...

You sure are a Thankful Bear, Bob – and that is Good!
I'm thankful for my Mommy and for my Daddy. I'm thankful for my Bear and other Furry/Fuzzy Friends, too. I'm also thankful that my Mommy is about to retire in April and that my Mommy and my Sister, Pinkie, and Daddy and I are going to Live All Together in One Happy Home! And I am thankful that we will Travel and perhaps Visit some of my Bear and other Furry/Fuzzy Friends!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Thank yu all for yor intrestin arnsers. Yu reelly ar a mad lot yu noe :@}

Found art blog said...

But that's why you like us!!!!

Anonymous said...

I went to school with a girl called Chrystal Knobbs and worked with a man called Albert Hall