WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, May 30, 2011

IT'S MY BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: No, theyer on hollyday now.
  • Simpsons: Yes!
  • Tesco: Yes!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
  • Overall Score: 7.897/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Wa-hey! I'm 8 1/4!!
Hehe!!!

Mummy mayde me a new T-Shert for my berfday. She arkst wat I wud like on it, so I sed BLOO PANTS!!!! HAhahaha!
Arfter I got this on, I slid down the bannister, an this is wat I fownd downstairs-

LOOK! Thare's Lisa on the rappin payper!!!

Ooooo I luv presents... wassis???
OH BOY!! A new push push car!!!

Brrrrrmmm rmmmm rmmmmm rmmmmmmm.....
Next, this littol wun....Oh! A new pensil rubber! Ha! Well, I don't mayke that menny mistakes, but I do like to hav a nice pensil rubber. This wun is grayte, it has Winnie The Pooh on it -
Next! Oooooo....... MINTS!!!!
Most minty things ar green, but I like theez wuns cos they come in a bloo box, an the mints ar see-throo. Also, they ar shoogar-free, so yu don't hav to brush yer teeth!

Oh! Thank yu, Dilly!!!!
It took me a wile to open, cos Dilly likes to fly rownd an rownd a present wiv the stikky-tape roll on her snowt!!!! Wen I finerly got in, it was this grayte pen, that duz lots ov diffrent cullers on it for intrestin doodles.
Gosh! This wun is a straynge shaype.....hmmm.....Oh! It's a FOOT!!!
Aaargh! Jim Lad!!!
Hehehehe it's a pensil sharpner, reelly!Well that's all my pressies.
But look! I've still got my cards yet!! Wa-hey!
This wun haz Bears playing football! Hurray!
WOW! ALL THE BEARS IN THE HOWSE HAV SYNED IT!!! THANKS, BEARS!!!!!

This wun's a football wun in Gillingham cullers! Hurray!
Oh! It's from Mummy an Daddy!!!!
This wun's from Dilly.
She sed she dident mind getting me wun wiv a Bear on it as it haz lots ov flowers on it too.
Oh! It's from Chester the Cat, as well!!!
Just as I thort I'd had all my serprizes, Mummy showd me wat we can hav for tea layter-We had sum ov theez the uther week an they ar YUMSTER!!!!!
I had a sneeky peek to check how menny Pooh wuns ar inside-
Hmmm... two. OK I'll eet thoze an share the uthers.

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm having a grayte day so far!!!!!!!!!!

Seeya layters!!!!

17 comments:

Jerry and Ben said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB!!! We LOVE your blue pants shirt, did your mum make it for you? We didn't know it was your birthday! Here's to a great bear and a great day for your birthday! If you send us your mailing address to our yahoo account, we'd like to send you a beary special birthday card: jerryandben@yahoo.com

your beary good pals, Jerry and Ben

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Many Happy Returns of the Day, Bob!

I love your new shirt wiv pants on!

Have a great day!

Lotsa love, GrannyK xx

Julie said...

Happy Berfday Bob!!!! You had some grayte presents, speshully the foot pencil sharpener and the pen from Dilly! I hope you have a luvly berfday evening and lots of cayke. 8 and a quarter is a good age to be ;-)

BumbleVee said...

Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday to you.....

Happy Birthday deer Boooobbbbb..... (I know that kind of looks like boob...but, it's not... it's said Bawwbbb.... sort of, but not really... .....well,..I hope you know how I mean it to sound)....it's all supposed to be good...and good fun too......

Happy Birthday to youuuuuu... oh, sorry... enuff already..

But... darnit ...next year...I reely must mark it on my calendar early enough to send a card....... pout.... sorry I missed it this year...naughty me....thank goodness you had a great one....and of course..most important...choklit.....mmmmmm

BumbleVee said...

oh, yeh..... wish I was 8 and 1/4.........sigh... that was too many years ago to remember akshully....

Jill D said...

Happy Birthday
Hope you have a fantastic day and my bears send their love....they are upstairs being too quiet so I suspect they're up to mischief.
Jill x

Hammie Hamster said...

Happy birthday Bob! Congratulations! Nice presents and nice food....

Ginger Jasper said...

Happy Birthday Bob.. Look at all your great presents. You had a great day.. Hugs GJ x

Di said...

Hapy birthday Bob - what a lovely lot of presents you had. The foot made me really laugh:)) Hope you enjoyed those yummy cakes! Big hugs, Di (and Paddy is waving too) xxx

Benny and Lily said...

Happee Birthday Bob!!! What cool gifts. Have a fun day
Benny & Lily

Asta said...

Oh my dog BOB!
I almost missed youw Biwfday. Do you think that Mommi's sen ility is catching???
Anyway
Happyest of Biwfdays to you deew Bob!!!!1
I love youw new shiwt..it couldn't be mowe pawfect and all those pwezzies and cawds awe faboolous.
I hope you'we still enjoying those choklit bikkies
smoochie kisses
ASTA

The Teddy Bear Family said...

Wow! You know you're important when everyone gets the day off for your birthday. The entire USA took off today! Sure, they call it "Memorial Day," but only cuz they can't say "Bob" in Arish!

Happy Birthday! Love the presents. Handsome pant shirt. Now that you got a foot, will you take a mile? (We're not sure if you'll get that joke, since it's Abearican measurements in an Abearican expression.)

But, we're confused. You kept saying you had footballs on your cards and all we saw was soccer balls. What's with that? ;)

Found art blog said...

Happy Berfday Bob!!! Hope you have a brilliant time being 8 and a quarter!!!

Stardust said...

HAPPI BERFDAY BOB! I'm so sorry abowt preparin nuthing, but heer goes my nose kiss. MUACKS!

I luv yur bloo pants shert lyke crazy!

Little Leon said...

Little Leon and Noel send lots of nose hugs for your Birfdey !

CherryPie said...

I love your new shirt and lucky you having so many presents :-)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

THANK YU AWL SO MUTCH for all yor messidges!

Teddy Bear Famly, thoze ar proper footballs, not Abearikan football footballs, yu cheeky wotnots!!!