WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, December 16, 2011

Grayte stuff!

Reesent scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: No
  • Tesco: No, an Daddy's gon today wivowt me. I'm goin to hide his pants.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: far too bizzy for this /10
  • Overall Score: 7ish but growing/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Look at this Crismoss Tree!!!! It is in Whickham, neer Newcastle.
I 'borrowd' this foto from a website that luvly Littol Leon's mum sent to me. It's BaxterBear. Do go an hav a look at him. Wat an amayzing Bear!! He's kwite old. He waz a tea-tayster befor WW1. I luv a cup ov tea. Wen Mummy did her famly tree, she discuverd that on her Daddy's side, sum relativs wer tea-sorters at the London Docks befor WW1. Oviossly this is not as grayte as finding owt that there wer Breeches Makers in Granny's famly tree, but it is still good, an leeds me to wonder if they met BaxterBear wen he waz a tea-tayster.

Jobs I'd like to hav-

  • Hunny-tayster
  • Profeshunal pant sorter
  • Woodlands gide to littol Bears (how to ID best leevs for wipeability, etc.)

-Do yu hav eny dreem jobs that yu'd like??


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Mummy suggestid that if I am too bizzy to blog evry day I mite want to ownly tell yu wun thing at a time an spred it owt a bit. But I carnt cos I hav MOR GRAYTE STUFF I WANT TO SHARE WIV YU!!!!

Oh my beads!
Look!
Beanie mayde me a Bob-slay!!!!

I hope the postbear enjoyd it. He wud hav seen it, as it cayme wiv stamps on the sole, no envelope, wich is so fantasik! How menny peepol did it mayke smile on the way?? Hehe! Beanie is sutch fun!!

Hehehe look at the rokkits! Hehehe!
It's mayde from a flip-flop!
(In Ostraylia I think they call them them THONGS!!! HAHAHA! Oh stop it!)
Cant wayte to get goin on it!
It haz been snowin and sleetin this morning. I do hope we get sum proper sno. I shall ware my red duffel coat an wellies. Dilly wants to ride on the front an pertend to be a dragon pullin Santa's slay (she akchewly fownd a Crismoss card wiv that on. Can yu beleev that?).

I shall praktiss agen on the bannister. I'll set up the Bob-Cam so yu can get sum pikchers ov it. Now that Beanie haz explyned how to steer it (buttok mussels mostly, an then sum toe wiggling) I won't land in the bookcase by the stairs agen.

-Wat is the best thing yu've reseevd in the post so far this Crimbo seezon?
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Thare, thare ar 2 kwestchuns to get yu thinking!!!



*(No, I'm not fishing for compliments for my card hehehehehe tho I am glad so menny ov yu hav sed yu liket it. Hehehee!)

13 comments:

Di said...

Oh wonderful Bob - mind you find a stainless steel egg cup or something though as a safety helmet!! Your card is totally brilliant - and you're allowed to fish for compliments after coming up with such a stunner! Love and hugs, Di and Paddy xxx

Found art blog said...

YAY!! I thort yoo'd like a Proper Bobslay! You can enter the winter olympics now!!! How fun!

Blue said...
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CherryPie said...

Oh Wow! I love that Christmas tree :-)

That sleigh is really cute, I hope you have lots of snow so you can go out adventuring on it :-)

Julie said...

I think your sley is fabyulus! But I hope we don't get any snow here. You can have sum in Colchesta tho :-)

My best prezent in the post so far is a speshol book about Amish Quilting :-) My best prezent not in the post is selling my mummy's house today. It's allryte, she isn't living in it.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

btw folks, this was Blue's comment, an wy i deleetid it!



Now thats some tree!
Woodstock's glad he isn't sitting on it as he prefers comfort.

I Honestly THOUGHT I'd emailed Mummy my new addy after your last great comment :(
Your card is sent :)

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Like in 'Mission Impossible' please delete this comment once read.

Found art blog said...

I've been thinking about your posers. I think my favourite jobs would either be a Cheese Taster in Switzerland or Chocolate Taster in Belgium. Can't decide which one I'd like best.
My bestest prezzie ever received in the post was that Jigsor puzzol you made me!!!! Do you remember?!?!

Jerry and Ben said...

That sleigh is sure cool! Is there room on it for Dilly too?

Feronia said...

Yes, we do call them thongs, Bob - now stop laughing :) I would like to be a chocolate taster but my grandma knew someone who was one and she said that they got sick of chocolate. I would have to be a chocolate taster for a very, VERY long time for that to happen. And the best thing I have had in the post so far this Christmas has been your card, Bob - it's ace!

chewy said...

The Bob-Slay is fantastic!

Found art blog said...

Happy Chrismoss Bob!!! Make sure you get all the choklit!!!

Hammie Hamster said...

I'm going to hope for a lot of snow so I can see pictures of you gliding down a snowy mountain! Merry Christmas to you and your Mom and all the rest!

Ryan Lorenc-Haluska said...

All our Family LOVES your Rocket-Assisted Sleigh from Beanie!!!
Such a Fine Gift Indeed!! One Certainly can not find a Sleigh with those Qualities Just Anywhere!!!
It's Great to Have Friends so Fine as Beanie and his Human!

Merry Christmas!