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ABOUT ME
- B.T.Bear (esq.)
- Colchester, England, United Kingdom
- I'm a bear! I'm brown! I hope you enjoy this window into my life. Push your nose up against it and leave a comment or two...
Bob's yor Agony Uncle!
Wa-heyy!!
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MY VIDEO CLIPS
- *Bob Gets His Kit Off!
- Bear! Not-a-Bear! - how to play this game
- Bears Judging Biscuits!
- Bees Making Bees Making Hunny
- Bob has a dam' good frolick
- Bob Interviews Dilly About her Egg
- Bob's Birthday 2008
- Bob's Birthday Cake 2007
- Bob's Dance of Joy
- By The Lakes of Killarney
- Carftering Granny
- Dilly feeding nuts to the mouse (link to page on Dilly's blog)
- Dilly flys over Australia humming the tune of The Ride Of The Valkyries.
- Dilly's Birthday 2007
- Newton The Robin
- Planting the Sunflower Seeds
- Setting The Marigolds Free
- SHORT: Bob Versus The Red Panda
- SHORT: Dilly birdwatching
- SHORT: Dilly Meets a Dragon
- SHORT: Dilly's St George's Day Flypast
EXAMPLES-OF-BOB POSTS (hey, these might help you if you're new.) (A bit.)
- * My DAILY SCORES Explained
- Agony Uncling 1: mistresses
- Agony Uncling 2: spies
- Agony Uncling 3: exercise
- Agony Uncling 4:cold ears
- Agony Uncling 5: dentists
- BEAR RULES - we take rules very seriously
- BEAR SPORTS - featuring Extreme Meditating and Synchronized Sitting
- BEAR SPORTS 2 - Synchronized Sitting - can other species do it?
- BOBCAM: spying on the Windowsill Bears
- Charmin Campaign 1-emails - DON'T WIPE YOUR BUM ON PICTURES OF BEARS!
- Charmin Campaign 2-design -my alternative design for their toilet paper
- Charmin Campaign 3-letter I sent to the reprobates
- DILLY's Counting Method (oh, good God...)
- FOX'S Glacier Mints Campaign
- GRAYUM - in his own words
- GRAYUM - who he?
- HATS: mine
- HATS: the cunning link between Bishops' hats & Toblerones explained
- Is Your Bear REAL?/A SPY?
- KIDNAPPED in IRELAND! - beware nephews that move in herds
- KOALAS - they are Not-A-Bears. This post includes the BEAR International Anthem
- Lost Bears - fear not!
- My Family Pt 1
- My Family Pt 2: DILLY
- My Family Pt 3: DILLY again
- MY NOSE - hey, what's that on my nose? Includes my Graduation Photo
- PANTS!!! part 1- why pants??
- PANTS!!! part 2 - the PANTS identity wallchart
- Red Pandas
- Worms & Snakes
Check out my cool photo album!
...& here are some links to people who help bears!
FULL BLOG ARCHIVE -good Lord!
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14 message(s) for Bob:
Just got this.
Durrrrrgghhh!
LOL!
ppppffffff!!!!
Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle!
Bryll!!
Need clean pants - almost wee'd mine laughing, once I got it :)) Di xx
Good one Bob T!
licks and sniffs, Sasha(might be a bear)
Yayyyy! Very funny!! ROFL here. :-)
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!
Hi Bob I think you would enjoying watching this if you haven't come across it before
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=vJRDpTUIrJI&vq=medium
It's great
Hi Bob I think you would enjoying watching this if you haven't come across it before
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=vJRDpTUIrJI&vq=medium
It's great
Sit and Stay,
thanks! That was grayte! I'll put it on a post for evrywun!
:@}
Oh Bob too punny! My Mom laughed so hard she hurt. I didn't get it pre- screened for her. She & I are just home from hospital a few hours. She says it hurt to laugh, even though it was a good laugh none the less. <3 it!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha
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