WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Catch up- 3: Jerry & Ben an uther Bear fayced cheek

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: Nope
  • Simpsons: Nope. Did see Family Guy tho, the wun ware Stewie taykes over the werld (wiv his Bear, Rupert)
  • Tesco: No
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: er no, still a bit too snotty for this rownd heer.
  • Dilly is still waring her nerse's hat but her akchewal nersing seems to consist mostly of (1) cheking peepol hav tayken theyer tablets by investigaytin theyer mouths and (2) staring very hard at them
  • Overall Score: 7ish/10
HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

In erly Deesember, my Abearikan pals Jerry an Ben sent me a parcel. That's them, thare, see? Cool, arnt they?

Arfter Crismoss they arskt if I had got it. HUH? NO!! No sine ov it!!!

They wer disappoyntid an natchrilly we wer very worreed. Mummy eevn wonderd if the mad theeving postie-boys wer at it agen. (Never trust a postman unless he has a designaytid Post Bear assined to his rownd. All onnist posties hav wun. Ownly the theevin scum norty wuns don't.)

Then, in layte January, the parcel arrived!!!! WAT A SERPRIZE!!!! We had given up on ever seeing it!

We wer VERY curioss abowt wy it had tayken so long, an fownd a cloo stamped onto the parcel-
It sez it waz in BOLIVIA on the 20th December, a cuppol ov weeks arfter Jerry an Ben had posted it from the USA! WAT THE?????????

This is a very strange way to get to the UK!
I spent a few yeers in Sowth Abearika wiv Daddy, so maybe they thort I was still down thare...

ENYWAY!
I yewsd a nife to get in thare- cuddent wayte! (Yung Bears, pleez note, don't yewz sharp objekts, I've been speshly trayned at Spy Collidge)DIVE IN!! OOF!
OOO LOTS OV THOZE SOFT POLYSTYREEN THINGS!
I LUV THEEZ!!
OOPS! SKEWZ ME BUM! HEHE!

AHHH.......LUVLYHEHEOH LOOK!
SUMTHING TO REED IN HEER!
THIS IS INTRESTIN...AND PENS, TOO!
I SPLIT THEEZ WIV DILLY LAYTER ON.
I KEPT THE BLOO WUN AN SHE HAD THE FLOWERY WUN.

MINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!DILLY HELPT GET THEM ALL OWT, AN COWNTID THEM, SEVROL TIMES. SHE DECIDED THARE WER 2.
AND LOOK!
THEY DID A GRAYTE PAWTRAYTE OF US!!!!SOOPER-FLAYVER JELLY BEANS!
AND....
AND.......
WAT IS THIS???A POO-LAR BEAR!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GEDDIT?
A POO-LAR BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY BEADS, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
HAHAHAHA IT EEVN COMES WIV INSTRUKSHUNS! HAHAHA!
HOOZ JOB WAZ IT TO DROR THIS?
CAN YU IMAGIN THEM TELLING THEYER FAMLY WAT THEY DID THAT DAY AT WERK? HOW BRILLYENT!
RITE LET'S SEE... I'VE LOADED IT UP WIV BROWN JELLY BEANS...
NOW HOLD THE BODY STILL AN PRESS DOWN THE HED AND...HAHAHA IT WERKT!!!IT POOPT A BEAN!TRY IT AGEN! TRY IT AGEN!
HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
THEY POP RITE OWT HIS BOTTOM!

OH MY!
MY SIDES HERTED SO MUTCH!
THIS IS THE FUNNYEST THING EVER!
HEY DILLY LOOK AT THIS!!

UH NO, NO, EH, JERRY AND BEN? I DON'T THINK SHE GETS IT!
THANK YU for sutch a grayte parcel, Jerry an Ben! I carnt beleev it took me so long to blog abowt it my sekritary so long to help me blog abowt it!!!!! Fantastic!!!!!!!!

TTFN!!!!!!!!!

11 comments:

Feronia said...

Cool pressies, Bob! Love the poopin' polar bear :) I got a parcel from the US that went through Bolivia too. Weird!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

OH MY! That IS weird! Wy do they do that?? Duzz enywun owt thare noe??? WEIRD!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Now that is a funny gift!!
Benny & Lily

chicamom85 said...

Bob T, What a wonderful surprise and how clever of them to route it through Bolivia to give the poolar bear time to make all that poops. Otherwise he might have not had any poops to give you. Did you or Dilly taste the poop??

loveys Sasha(onerary bear)

p.s. I saw your bum(snickers)

Buttons the Bear said...

So glad your package finally arrived. Hummm, Boliva?

So glad Jerry & Ben thought to send you the poo-lar bear. My mom says she saw those at a certain fabric store. They even had a pooping panda, which she bought for a member the family that likes pandas.

I guess now jelly beans of a certain color will be in high demand at your house.

BumbleVee said...

hahahha..... that's the perfect present for you Bob.... if it says poo or pants ..it's definitely for you!

Poor Dilly... a princess like her would definitely be grossed right out...

Found art blog said...

Maybe they thought you lived near Paddington Bear??? That Poolar bear is hilarious!!!

Michael TheMonkey said...

hi Bear! i love yoru nose! :-) and i love that pooping bear you got in the package!

Jerry and Ben said...

HA! Glad you enjoyed the jelly-bean-pooping-bear Bob! And we're happy Dilly liked the flowery pen too. Maybe the post office though the package was supposed to go to Paddington Bear--isn't he from "darkest Peru"--not exactly Bolivia, but close enough.

Cheers!

CherryPie said...

What a nice surprise the parcel turning up eventually out of the blue.

I have had a parcel from the US that took many more weeks than it should have to reach me.

Hammie Hamster said...

I could hear you laugh all the way overhere! That made me look what was going on! This is very very very funny!!!!!