WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

It's not the boss of ME!

Catch-Up Notes & Scores:
  • Gills: ( Sighhhhhh) The football seazon has endid (Mummy dident eevn notiss this) an Gills wer left just 2 points away from the play-offs. If we had got jus wun mor win insted ov wun ov our not-a-loozes, we cud be up thare, playing at Wembley. Poo....
  • Simpsons: I havent seen much of the Simpsons. I do watch Family Guy tho, an I like Brian the dog and Stewie. Then I watch American Dad, an my fayvrit is the alien hoo livs in the loft. Apparently lots of Amerikans hav been kidnapt by aliens. But they always bring them bak. Funny that.
  • Tesco: Yes, sevrol vizits an rides in the trolley!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 (I noe, I noe) /10
  • Overall Score:7.90236/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well it has been a long time since I've been heer! In the last few weeks Mummy an Scooter hav both been unwell. They ar both on the mend now tho. Mr Scooter cort a mowse the other nite, wich I'm told is a very good sine of recovery. I don't think Mummy has cort eny yet tho.

ENYWAY wen we last went shopping we bort a new door-mat. That mite not SOWND thrilling, but it issent an ordinary door-mat! Oh no! This wun is a DOMINATOR door-mat!!!

Look!WHY is it calld a DOMINATOR????
HUH???
HUH???????????
I have NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idea!

WHAT the??????????????
Is thare spy ekwipment bilt into it?
Duzz it rise up and attak unwanted callers?
Just WAT is it dominating? It aint the boss of me!

Heer is our old wun-
I'm shor yu will agree the new, improovd DOMINATOR is better-(I'm just doin a bit of fertilizing on the fushia thare. Always helpful, me.)

Ah well, tis a mystery. Let me now if yu can solve it!

TTFN!

Bob T Bear (Esq)

10 comments:

Sandy Kessler said...

That is truly so cool !! and serves a purpose you should see mine today Hi scooter and Mummy love you !1sandy

Lynda (Granny K) said...

That is a very posh doormat Bob. Praps it is called Dominator because it dominates all other doormats, or perhaps it can play dominos? OK, that is just silly isn't it. Hope Mummy is feeling better. x

Feronia said...

Glad everyone is starting to feel better, Bob :)

Two French Bulldogs said...

careful Bob, you are blending into that door mat. You may get trampled
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

chicamom85 said...

Bob T I am glad you are back and that the sicky cloud is leaving your house. I hope Mommy feels hundreds better by now. I am concerned about your mat. Have you considered that Arnold Schwartzenegger may jump out of there at any given moment and dominate you?? Be careful my pal and watch your back. Nice of you to fertilize the plants.

Loveys Sasha(onerary bear)

Buttons the Bear said...

You're right Bob, it was time for a new mat. Looks like a fabulous choice for your home. Our door mats always look downtrodden too, before mom finds a suitable replacement she likes. I reminded her she needs to be on the look out for one as smashing as your Dominator.

Hammie Hamster said...

Nice mat! We've got a half round one too!

Stardust said...

Ah hah! I noe dis wun. It dominates the luck of yur howse. In fengshui's perspective, by bringing less dust into your house, you are inviting less impurities too. So do I get a nose hug on dis wun?

I'm so sorry to be away for such a long time and even though I wanted to write yur mom a thank you note on the beautiful easter card, I just forgot and forgot and forgot.. I think i'm really getting old! ARGH!

Am late but glad to hear that mom and scooter are getting wee bit better, hope that they are well again in no time. Umm, I heard that the mouse gift is a sign of affection?

By the way, I'm hoping that some alien can kidnap my husband, and it's ok not to bring him back.

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Is the mat attacked anyone yet? I am most concerned. It is ok? You do blend into the mat. Be careful, Sally Ann and Andy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Thank yu for all of yor consern. The dorrmat has behaved itself so far. But I am keeping it under close observayshun. I am considerin a letter to Tesco to ask wat they noe of its dominaytin intenshuns. I shall keep yu updated.

BTB