Catch-Up Notes & Scores:
- Gills: ( Sighhhhhh) The football seazon has endid (Mummy dident eevn notiss this) an Gills wer left just 2 points away from the play-offs. If we had got jus wun mor win insted ov wun ov our not-a-loozes, we cud be up thare, playing at Wembley. Poo....
- Simpsons: I havent seen much of the Simpsons. I do watch Family Guy tho, an I like Brian the dog and Stewie. Then I watch American Dad, an my fayvrit is the alien hoo livs in the loft. Apparently lots of Amerikans hav been kidnapt by aliens. But they always bring them bak. Funny that.
- Tesco: Yes, sevrol vizits an rides in the trolley!
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 (I noe, I noe) /10
- Overall Score:7.90236/10
Well it has been a long time since I've been heer! In the last few weeks Mummy an Scooter hav both been unwell. They ar both on the mend now tho. Mr Scooter cort a mowse the other nite, wich I'm told is a very good sine of recovery. I don't think Mummy has cort eny yet tho.
ENYWAY wen we last went shopping we bort a new door-mat. That mite not SOWND thrilling, but it issent an ordinary door-mat! Oh no! This wun is a DOMINATOR door-mat!!!
Look!WHY is it calld a DOMINATOR????
I have NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idea!
Is thare spy ekwipment bilt into it?
Duzz it rise up and attak unwanted callers?
Just WAT is it dominating? It aint the boss of me!
Heer is our old wun-
I'm shor yu will agree the new, improovd DOMINATOR is better-(I'm just doin a bit of fertilizing on the fushia thare. Always helpful, me.)
Ah well, tis a mystery. Let me now if yu can solve it!
Bob T Bear (Esq)