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Monday, September 24, 2012

Been carftering....


HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!

I have bin very bizzy an this is wy- yu see, sumthing very sad happend- Mr Scooter left us to go to Cat Heven. Mummy sez he is at a playce calld Raynbow Bridge now wiv his sisters an lots ov uther animals hooz bodies dident werk eny mor. 

I wonder if he has met Miss Peach yet. He was very shy but I'm shor he will get over that now cos theyer ar no nasty peepol thare, an wen I arskt abowt the dogs, Mummy sed theyer all vegetarian wen they get up thayer, so no worries on that score. He'll be disappoyntid if he has to be a veggie tho, as he was a good mowser. Perhaps they will just all play nicely. I meen it wud be tuff on the mice if they get thare, go "Phew!" an then get loads of re-serviced moggies dissending on them.

ENYWAY so I hav had lots ov tishoo ishooing to do. I eevn mist Pirate Day, but that's ok, as it wuddent hav bin the sayme wivowt a ship's cat.

Today we went to a garden senter to get sum flowers to cover his old poo patch(!). Gess wat they wer selling?????? -Bags of horse poo!!!!!  Daddy explayned that sum peepol like to put it on theyer roses (?????) but wat I want to noe is HOW do they get the horses to poo in the bags????? I arskt Tango, Beanie's frend (we text eech uther, yu noe) an he sed he duzzent noe ither, but it wud be a grayte new Olympik Ekwestrian sport. I think heez on to sumthing!! Much more fun than all that prancing abowt.

In the end we dident get very much cos it was rayning hard, but we got sum winter pansies that shud last till March, an we just hope that Scooter issent offended by the werd 'pansy'. I was careful to steer Mummy away from the pink wuns. I felt I owed him that much. I meen, yu don't expect to put in all those yeers of pooing just for yor territory to go all pink, do yu?

(THANK YU for all the message last time, BTW, an all yor admiring glances. I new yu'd like that, yu cheeky beggars. HAHAHAHAHA!)

TTFN

Bob T Bear (esq)

15 comments:

Two French Bulldogs said...

we are sorry to hear about your friend Teddy
Benny & Lily

Jerry and Ben said...

We were sorry to learn of Scooter, but he's up in cat heaven playing in fields of catnip and napping in the sun!

Ziggy Stardust said...

Bob T., I am so sorry to read about Scooter. It is so sad to lose a friend. I hope you feel better soon. I bet Scooter is scampering over that bridge and being all cat like and fun. I am sending extra loveys your way my sweet pal(with the cute butt).

Loveys Sasha(onerary bear)

Di said...

Hi Bob, have the men from the association I reported you to for bearing yourself called round yet to have a little word? :)

I'm glad you steered Mummy away from pink pansies - Scooter was very much a 'chap' and might have been offended as he watches in between playing at Rainbow Bridge.

Love and hugs, and I still larf when I see Charmin Toilet rolls in the shops. Remember your campaign to have bears removed from them - snort, snort!

Di xx

Beanie Mouse said...

Tango says he's glad he made you smile with the Olympic pooing!!! Lots of hugs from all of us!!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

I bet Scooter is playin' happily now in the sunshine chasin' virtual mice!
. . . about the horse poo - some people put it on their rhubarb - but we have custard on ours! (boom! boom!) x

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

I was sorry to hear that Scooter had gone to the bridge and I think his shyness wil be gonee now and I am sure he would approve of the flowers in his poo patch. I think you have got something there with the olympic event te he he .. HUgs GJ xx

Buttons the Bear said...

Sorry for your loss of Scooter. Special sympathy hugs to you, Dilly, Mummy, Daddy and Granny.

I'm sure those flowers are going to be beautiful. They can't help but be with all that poo!

Asta said...

Oh Bob,
(Asta hands her hed in shame). Hewe Mommi was feeling all depwessed and full of hew own self and meanwhile didn't even look at my fwien's bloggies. I had no idea Scootew left. I'm so vewy sowwy. I know the tishoo ishooing must have been fwenzied. Pleez give yooow Mummy ouw love and hugs. We awe sad and sowwy he had to leave.
I am impwessed by how you have looked out fow him when he can't do it himself. I know he is looking fwom heaven and twooly appweshee ates yoow snoopewvising of the flowews.
I love you Bob(blush blush). Can't help myself
Smoochie kisses
Asta

Jerry and Ben said...

Hey Bob, Ben and Jerry have a special announcement on their blog!

Jerry and Ben said...

Hey Bob, Ben and Jerry have a special announcement on their blog!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Jerry an Ben, I shall be very p0leesd to tayke part in the fancy dress Halloween thing, so long as I don't hav to be fancy, or ware a dress.

Dilly has allreddy been rehersing her costewm. She is goin to be a Mummy. But insted of bandidges she is yewsing ribbon. Oh. My. Good. God.

Feronia said...

You're such a good bear, carftering for dear Mummy, Bob. We're thinking of you all.
lots of luv,
E xx

Ryan Lorenc-Haluska said...

Very Sorry about Mr. Scooter, Bob and Family. :o(
Very Big Hugs to you All... and a Dear Sweet Thought for Scooter.

Ryan Lorenc-Haluska said...

Ahh– Bob and Bob's Mum–– that was Beautiful!! Condolences–