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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Pant-Cape Tchewsday frolics!

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HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!! 

Well lots ov yu hav had fun an frolics wiv Pant-Capes!

Heer ar sum fotoes that yoov bin sendin me-

Ferst this is Bertie, hoo livs wiv Bumblevee. Heer he is pre-lorch:
an..... oh deer!
 Bertie had grayte fun lornching off diffrent playces but got a bit cort up eech time! 
 Go hav a look at all his frolics heer! Bertie, wen yu hanged yorself I hope yu dident get hurt!

Next heer is Alexander Mackenzie Bear, Sandy for short!! He deesydid to onnor 2 tradishuns wiv his Pant-cape. Ferst, he is waring wat we call PANTS over heer, bein underpants. But he is also waring wat they call PANTS over the uther side ov the pond, wich is trowzers. The Internashonal-Pant-Combo resultid in a very long cape indeed! Very impressiv, I'm shor yu'll agree!
Wa-hey!!!!!!!!!!! Go see mor heer!!!

Now to Jerry an Ben.
 Heeeheheheheheeee!!!
Um, well they sed they will look for sum bigger pants an hav anuther go, cos theez wuns keep fallin over theyer faces like this an they carnt see wer to jump. It's a helth an safety ishue, peepol, be seeriuss! (Tho pants-on-heds is a grayte gayme in itself!)

Now over to Ostraylia to see Woolley Bear, hoo livs wiv Feronia.  Woolley Bear has a fine snouty face so is mor arrodynamic than me an duzz sum exslent lornches in pants. Heer's wun-
(note hat to keep ears warm as the air racing past them)
 Oooff! He did a mid-air flip an landed belly-up! Go Woolley!!!

OK time to show yu how I got on!
Alexander MacKensie Bear sent me theez fine pants! (Oh hek, Sandy, did I properly thank yu?? I do hope so..) Arnt they grayte? They ar flarge pants so come wiv the added bonus that yu can hardly see me in them:
  getting reddy....
an off!!!
 Ooooff!!!
Hehehee!
 Oh! Hallo Dilly!
Did yu want a go?
Yu can borro my pants, if yu like-?
 No? Oh allrite then...
Hehe Daddy Windowsill Bear likes theez pants.
They ar a perfick fit!!!
 Hehe they eevn hav a tail vent!!
Well!
I hav sayved the next athleet to the end cos of his very speshol effort! I'm shor yu will be imprest!
This Bartie, hoo livs wiv Granny K.  (clik link for full event cuveridge.)
Bartie yewsd his Daddy's long-johns an dident just jump, he absayled down the washing line!!! 
Heer he is, reddy to off (stop looking down, Bartie, stop looking down!)-
  Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
go Bartie go!!!!
 Hehe! A soft-ish landing in the snow, an his smile is restored!
Hurray!!!!
Hehe! Well if yu still want to hav a go, let me noe ware to find yor fotoes (link or email!) an I'll do anuther updayte at the weekend. 

Till then, happy frolicking!!!!!


Bob T Bear (esq)  



12 comments:

chicamom85 said...

Bob T, that was some outstanding entertainment.Thank you. It looks like everyone made a great effort. I would be to scared to try that. You are very brave.

Loveys Sasha(onerary bear)

Feronia said...

That woz eggsellent, Bob! We bears are a splendid mob. And yes, with my long, akwaline nose, I am built for speeeed!
Hugs,
Woolley B Bear (Orstraylia)

DILLY said...

Silly bear nonsense.

Ginger Jasper said...

What a simply lovely fun post. I loved seeing all the bear fun.. Hugs GJ xx

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Congratulations and Well Done to all the bears! xx

Found art blog said...

Well George says he loves Dilly's Cape!!! And a jazzed up crown too!
What a brilliant Pant Caype day!!

BumbleVee said...

Wow...that was fun! Love the 'flarge pants Bob...especially the little opening...for the tail..hahahhahahah........

Jerry and Ben said...

Wow, so many great Pantz adventures Bob! Let's do it again next year!

Alexander Mackenzie Bear said...

Great adventure! Do underslips count as underpants?? Perhaps Dilly would like to try an underslip!

CherryPie said...

It looks like some very daring deeds have been going on!

Hammie Hamster said...

Those are funny pictures!

Jerry and Ben said...

Happy Easter Bob!