Funny pengwins
Recent scores:
- Gills: No, weer still on hollyday.
- Simpsons: No, wich issent reelly good enuff!
- Tesco: No, wich is eevn worse!!!
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 haha got Daddy wile he was washing up!!
- Overall Score: 7.4/10
Me an Daddy hav been mostly eatin Pengwin bars this week. Do yu get them ware yu liv? Heer is a pikcher ov them. They ar WELL nice:
I like to dunk 'em in Daddy's cups of tea an then suk the gooey choklit. Inside is a nice thik chokky biskit wiv choklit creem in the middol. Yumbol!
Thare ar pengwin jokes on the paks. Heer ar 2:
Q: what is black an wite an red?
A: a pengwin wiv sunburn.
(NOT, as Daddy sed, a nun wiv a javelin throo her nek, cos that's 'wat's blak an wite an red an can't tern rownd in an alleyway?' Daddy wunce told that joke to a nun calld Sister Veronika. She was not amewsed.)
Q: how duz a groop of pengwins mayke a dicision?
A: they flipper coin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA they flipper coin!!! Do yu see wat they did thare??
Teehee.
Pengwins ar grayte fun.
TTFN!
6 comments:
Thank you Bob - I so badly needed someone to make me smile again. Hugs, Di xx
Flipper coin!!! Oh that is a good one! For black and white and red, I was going to say James Bond in a tuxedo with lipstick on his collar...
Bob T my Mommy is totally drooling for one of those candy bars. We don't have those here and they do look yummsicles. My human Sister loves penguins so I am gonna tell her the jokes. Thanks
Loveys Sasha(onerary bear)
Bob T.
I have nevew seen one of those penguin baws. Had no idea penguins wewe such gweat bakews.
Thanks fow the jokes..can't imagine why that nun didn't laugh hew head off..was vewy funny
Smoochie kisses
Asta
Hahahahaahaaa! That's really funny!! Oh, we made you a fan club facebook page since they were pooey about your own page. We're going to put pictures on it of you and maybe tango.
I *love* Penguin biscuits but they are really expensive here because they are imported!!
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