WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, October 30, 2006

VERY Confewsed

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes- we got mor sultanas for the starlings
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: fergot - we went to a big Book Fair an I got a new Bear book!
  • Day Score: 7.7289/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Something very strange has happened here. The clock by Daddy's bed was an hour fast yesterday morning. So was his watch. An...an...an... so was Mummy's watch too, an she only got a battery for it larst week.

Me an Dilly an Grayum wer havin a giggle, thinking of all the things in the week that they will be too early for, an then we heard a laydy on the telly saying that ALL the clocks had gon back one hour.

Shorly not ALL clocks? So I asked daddy about it an HE sed that YES, all the clocks in the country went back an hour on Saturday night.

The thing is, do they know that it has happened to watches too? Is there sumwun I shood tell? What about that Blair fella in Amerryka? Is he in charge ov this?

Dilly thinks it means that we hav all gon bak in time one hour. But if that wer troo, wuddent we all be having Day-jar-voo all the time now? And wouldn't Daddy remember where he put his phone? And couldn't we go back a bit further an... an.... an find out what happened to my hat?

Hmmm..... it's all very confewsing, even for a Bear.

Bye fer now!

2 comments:

mousie said...

help my friend, the same thing happened in Plumpiemousie...
humans are getting mad...
is there something we could do?
Mousie

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

I don't no, Mousie. i think we've always known that they tend to be a bit barmy.

Bob