WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, November 30, 2006


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 8/10

Sumtimes I jus think peopol hav no respect at all for us Bears!

I hav just discovered this website: www.wavelit.com. You'll never gess what they're up to. -They've got a webcam on sum Grizzly Bears! OUT IN THE WOODS!!!!! Onnistly! I mean, yu know wat we Bears hav to do in the woods, right? Well then! Would yu like it if I stuck a webcam in yor bathroom and brordcast yor pooes to the planet?

This is wun ov their pikchers:
Now, I'm HOPING that this Bear is just having a quiet think behind that tree. But there is a possibility that he is doing sum tummy evakuashun. The point is, we don't know and so he shud be given sum privacy.

We Bears might look like Real Cool Doods but we can do ferocious too, yu know. We won't put up wiv this voyeurism forever! An an an ssf sf ssff sfff sfff it just issent fair, all right????

now just stop it!

Bye fer now!


peppermintie said...

If we don't film the bears, how shall we learn about them? I know it may seem a little nosey, but we need to know more!

I just want to know as much as possible about all bears! Maybe if they sold it to the bears as a reality show, and asked them to participate?

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hmmm.... yes, I suppose that's be all right, at least that way they'd be giving the Bears a choice- and a warning!

But even on reality TV they don't usually show the bathroom. Least not on the channels we get. I suspect that most Bears wouldn't go along with it, but there might be a few really cheeky ones that would!