As it is coming into the Crismos Shopping season, I thort I had better warn yu all about the number ov Bears yu might encounter on yor shopping trips. For example, I hav reseeved a note from Ruth about spotting me while shopping in Colchester:
I hope you feel better soon. Nothing worse than a cowd in your dose. Will
look out for you next time I'm in Colchester as we dont live far away. I will
rcognise you as I you dont see many bears in town.
Aha! There are more bears about than you think, Ruth We ride in our mummy's handbags. Yu will sumtimes be abol to detect this if the sed Bear is at all eggsited, for example, while passing through the lingerie section in BHS, M&S, or while walking past Anne Summers (wa-heyyy!!!). At this point yu may be abol to discern the bag jumping up an down, or hear a faint giggling.
Also check in car parks: sumtimes Bears stay behind to guard the car. Yewsually Dilly duzz this job, so if yu see a gold Punto wiv a growchy looking croco-dragon in the front (probably in her green headscarf), that's probly us!
Bye fer now!