WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Serves Her Right!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy agen/10
  • Day Score: 6.8/10


Well I've been bizzy! Mummy has a sor tummy an I've been lookin arfter her. Well at ferst I was. That was wen I had lots of sympathy an concern. THEN I found out that it was self-inflictid. Huh! AND I've got no choklit peanuts left. Here ar the clues I found, by the kitchen sink:-

evidense ov the just desserts ov nicking sumwun else's dessert

Mummy shuddent eat shugar. She KNOWS she shuddent eat shugar. But evry few weeks there's a gutteral cry goes up in the house saying "I NEED CHOKLIT!" an unfortunately I was too distractid by my new gear to hide mine this time.

Onnistly! Women are jus WEIRD.

Enyway it's her berfday tomorrow. Me an Daddy an Dilly hav hidden our cards an pressents in the car cos Mummy likes to sniff an shake the parsols till she gesses what they ar an that's not allowed. My pressent's best, as yewsual. Carn't tell yu what it is till tomorro though, in cayse she reads this.

Bye fer now!


Mousie said...

I've always loved you so much, I was nearly hoping we would marry one day...but you say women are weird...
I'm sad...
I'm going home to cry

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Ow sorry Mousie. Don't like to upset yu. Hope we can be frends still but I love Lisa Simpson....

Bob :@(

Anonymous said...

oh Bob women aint weird we just are preprogrammed to love and i repeat LOVE!!!!!!!! chocolate and hate spiders... its in the genes, we honestly are totally helpless when it comes to overcoming laws of nature such as these.............Do hope mummy is feeling better........

Give her a chocolate peanut hug from me !!

Audrey ( genetically programmed to love chocolate and hate spiders also not a bear that too is in the genes )

Anonymous said...

just like all bears are genetically programmed to love Lisa Simpson.........I mean is that weird or what!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audrey (not a bear)

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ALL Bears love Lisa Simpson. Well...... least not the way I do. Ssf sf ssfff. She's luvley, she is...