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Sunday, November 05, 2006

Jumpers For Bears!

Weekend Report:
  • Gills: yes, an we won!
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes, evenchewally
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy/10
  • Weekend Score: 8/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Horray! The jumpers I ordered off Ebay arrived an if I do say so myself I do look smart. I hav wun each in blue, yellow an red. AND I hav my own leather backpack now, so I can carry my own stuff wen I go away:

They also sent an angel outfit AN I'M A BOY! so I gayve that to Dilly. She's been Angel Gabrielling awl weekend. There was a teacher outfit so Grayum took that, as he is a teacher ov the game "Bear! Not-A-Bear!" (retired). THEN right at the bottom ov the package I found a dress-up costume ov a reindeer. Wy on earth wud I want to dress up like a reindeer? Mummy sed I might want to at Crismos but it'll take a lot of ale before I do, I can tell yu. Good greef! I'm a Bear!

I took the whole package wiv us wen we went to Granny's. I arsked her wat she thort ov my new stuff but she jus larffed. Onistly, I can hav whole conversations wiv Granny where all the werds are on my side and on her side is all larfs. Daddy sez she jus issent yewst to such inteligently eloquent yung Bears. I think she jus duzzent take me serriously.

Enyway, me an Daddy escaped an went to futball where Gillingham beat Chesterfield ( I believe their full name is Shysterfield Scum City) by lurring them into a false sense of security by losing 1-0, then scoring two goals in extra time so there, take that yu silly chest-in-yer-name fools.

Then we awl went shopping fer cards cos it's Mummy's berfday on Wednesday. As yewsual my card is best cos it's got bears on. Carn't say more as she might read this.

Bye fer now!

7 comments:

The World of Sebastian S. Sturgis, Cabin Boy said...

You know Bob, you could use that reindeer outfit for spying, me thinks. A corse if wuz in de woods, it cude be dangrus. As for de uver stuff, send photos as I wud like to see you looking so smart! Yer buddy, Seabass......

mousie said...

oh my sweet one, you're going to look so elegant...will you take me out one of these days?
not-a-bear-just-a-mouse
Mousie

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Mousie we just saw a mouse under our sofa- was that yu???

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hmmm

disguise as a reindeer. Didont think ov that. Thanks, Seabass.

Bob

Anonymous said...

ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!I just love dressing up Bob.........You would make a lovely Archangel Michael in the angel outfit and you could sit on top of the christmas tree, with your arms open sending out lots of wisdom and bear love.........Gosh what a thought.........He is the head of angels I think so its a role befitting your grate....sorry great wisdom..........what do you think.........good or what.

Love and hugs

Audrey ( an angel too)

Anonymous said...

you could have a halo too!!!

And a fairy wand if you like

Gosh im all excited ...............Christmas does that to me

HUGGLES ( cross between a hug and a cuddle )

Audrey ( jumping up and down waiting for your YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

I don't think sitting on top of a Crismos tree wud be very comfortable at all! I sing in a high enuff voice already thank yu. Eny higher an the wolves will be round. Enyway, Dilly has nicked the angel outfit. She thinks it's "pwinsessy". (sigh)

But you're right bowt Crismas. I've dun my letter to Father Crismas, yu no. I think I'll put it on my blog...
Bob