- Gills: yes, an we won!
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: yes, evenchewally
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy/10
- Weekend Score: 8/10
Horray! The jumpers I ordered off Ebay arrived an if I do say so myself I do look smart. I hav wun each in blue, yellow an red. AND I hav my own leather backpack now, so I can carry my own stuff wen I go away:
They also sent an angel outfit AN I'M A BOY! so I gayve that to Dilly. She's been Angel Gabrielling awl weekend. There was a teacher outfit so Grayum took that, as he is a teacher ov the game "Bear! Not-A-Bear!" (retired). THEN right at the bottom ov the package I found a dress-up costume ov a reindeer. Wy on earth wud I want to dress up like a reindeer? Mummy sed I might want to at Crismos but it'll take a lot of ale before I do, I can tell yu. Good greef! I'm a Bear!
I took the whole package wiv us wen we went to Granny's. I arsked her wat she thort ov my new stuff but she jus larffed. Onistly, I can hav whole conversations wiv Granny where all the werds are on my side and on her side is all larfs. Daddy sez she jus issent yewst to such inteligently eloquent yung Bears. I think she jus duzzent take me serriously.
Enyway, me an Daddy escaped an went to futball where Gillingham beat Chesterfield ( I believe their full name is Shysterfield Scum City) by lurring them into a false sense of security by losing 1-0, then scoring two goals in extra time so there, take that yu silly chest-in-yer-name fools.
Then we awl went shopping fer cards cos it's Mummy's berfday on Wednesday. As yewsual my card is best cos it's got bears on. Carn't say more as she might read this.
Bye fer now!