Weekend Report: we've all got colds

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: YES! we won 4-1
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: suspendid due to snot/10
• Weekend Score: 6.936/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

My futbol team, Gillingham, beat Bromley Scum Town FC by 4 goals to 1 on Saterday. Wahayy!!! Mummy sed it was becos they are 85 places lower down the tables than us but so what? It was still good and I still had a sellybraytory banarnana:

mmmmm nice banarnana......

Enyway I'v needid sum good distrakshon since larst weekend as we hav all got colds. Dilly thinks that it is good to be green and that green is good. Well it issent wen yor hed is full ov the stuff! Urgh! I hav had to suspend nose hugs indefinitly. There is too much danger ov baths involved if I hug eny ov the noses round here at the moment. Onnistly mummy is coffing fer England. I hav had to award them self-ishooing rights over the tishoo box as I was running to and fro all the time. And I'm not a well bear either! An an an an I needid to pop outside to use a tree yesterday and mummy wouldn't take me cos it was too cold so Grayum caym with me insted an now HE'S got the cold TOO an so that's mummy's fault.

Akchewally we're all blaming daddy cos he's a teacher an so he probly got the germ off wun ov his snotty 8 year olds. Dilly hassent got it. I rekon she is just immune to green stuff. Unfortunately this means she has taken over the house as cheef nerse an is in charge ov dishing out the cold pills.

........sigh............

Hope we can get back to normal soon....

Bye fer now!