WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, November 03, 2006

When Bears Ponder

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
  • Day Score: 8/10

Today I want to tell you about what Bears do when they hav a lot on their minds.

In an early blog I recommended that a young Bear sit and do a hard think about wat it is to be a Bear. To be helpful, wich I am, I suggested he do this while sitting wiv wun fut behind an ear. This is becoz it is a very good Concentrayting pozishon. I often adopt this pose wen I hav a worry on my mind as it givs my worrying hed sumthing to lean on while I work things out.

It issent jus sumthing we small Bears do, yu know. Big Bears in the wild do it too. In fact, they hav an even grayter need to, as their heds are bigger, and can therefore contayne bigger and heavier worries. Here is a spirit bear doing a ponder. Probably about wat to do wiv that big stick. Shall he hav a damn good scratch wiv it befor a game of Synchronized Sitting? Or should he sayve it to throw for any passing dogs that might want to play? Yu see, to yu it is just a stick, an yu might not even hav noticed it in the photo, but to a Bear, it is sumthing to ponder.

Hav a try at One-Fut-Behind-Ear next time yu need to do a good hard think. Sum Not-A-Bears tend to prefer the one-knee-resting-on-top-ov-the-other position insted, unless they are familiar with Yoga. But he is another Bear entirely and we don't menshon him.

Bye fer now!


Anonymous said...

Dear Bob's Your Agony Uncle

I like your site. I wos wundring iff you cud help me wiff a case closed.

I thort dis wos achewlly a joke wen my friend told me dat dere are sum sweets dat have got a pikture of a bear on dem but dere called Foxs Glacier Mints. An its true!!!!! I dont fink its funny neither cos peopol cud think dat foxs are bears and bears are foxs.

Sume one told me that you are verteran campayner and that you cud help me.

Thank you from Snuffy

The World of Sebastian S. Sturgis, Cabin Boy said...

Dear Bob - Sumthen else about bear pondering. My Mommy tells me that it helps her ponder if I sit in front of her in our favorite bear pondering position. I ponder what she is pondering and I gess it helps her wen she has alot on her mind and helps her worrying hed! Not a bears are very strange.
Seabass T. Bear

Anonymous said...

Oh dear Bob looks rather tricky to me............should imagine one would have to lay off the chocolate covered peanuts if one were to consider attempting that pose...........wind factor???? have to say thort sorry thought the bear was doing the can-can initially almost joined in oooooooooooops!!!! Still think your the bestest bear around not forgetting dilly of course-not that shes a bear, but i really have a soft spot for her

Lots of love

Audrey (not a bear and not a dragon)

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hmmm.... I arsked daddy about them sweets an he sed it's true! I'm going out tomorrow to investigate them. I'll do a follow-up blog on them. Sounds scandaluss to me!

not-a-bears hav the strangeset ability to akchewally ferget wot they are thinking about. Sounds like you hav found a way ov helping yours not do this. Well dun. Unfortunately my mummy is jus too good at fergetting her thinkings. And also whatever she goes upstairs for, too...

Audrey....... hehehehe....... yes, a bit ov a dangerous pozishun if you've been eating choklit peanuts. But farts are kwite like children - mostly unwelcome and noisy, but you kwite enjoy yor own.