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Today I want to tell you about what Bears do when they hav a lot on their minds.
In an early blog I recommended that a young Bear sit and do a hard think about wat it is to be a Bear. To be helpful, wich I am, I suggested he do this while sitting wiv wun fut behind an ear. This is becoz it is a very good Concentrayting pozishon. I often adopt this pose wen I hav a worry on my mind as it givs my worrying hed sumthing to lean on while I work things out.
It issent jus sumthing we small Bears do, yu know. Big Bears in the wild do it too. In fact, they hav an even grayter need to, as their heds are bigger, and can therefore contayne bigger and heavier worries. Here is a spirit bear doing a ponder. Probably about wat to do wiv that big stick. Shall he hav a damn good scratch wiv it befor a game of Synchronized Sitting? Or should he sayve it to throw for any passing dogs that might want to play? Yu see, to yu it is just a stick, an yu might not even hav noticed it in the photo, but to a Bear, it is sumthing to ponder.
Hav a try at One-Fut-Behind-Ear next time yu need to do a good hard think. Sum Not-A-Bears tend to prefer the one-knee-resting-on-top-ov-the-other position insted, unless they are familiar with Yoga. But he is another Bear entirely and we don't menshon him.
Bye fer now!