WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Saturday, December 23, 2006

FInding Our Crismos Socks

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score:8.23754/10
  • Advent calendar pikcher: some fellas in drag wearing crowns

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I have come across a gallery ov Christmassy Bears. Click here to go to their site! They all look like fun to know. I wish I cud invite them round. Apparently they're all tiny midgets so they wuddent eat all yer Crismassy food, either.

I've been looking fer a good sock to put up. I did think that wun ov Daddy's Gillingham Football socks wud be good, but I had a look an they've got holes in. Then I went throo the rest ov Daddy's socks, still thinking that wun ov his wud be best, as they are the biggest. But Holy Bear Poo! Phworrr! I thort better ov it, just in case Santa puts me choklit peanuts in there.

So now I hav wun ov Mummy's socks. Understandably, it issent as big. So I'm going to sleep in it to try to stretch it a bit. It issent too bad, it's got Pooh Bear on it. Dilly chose a gerly wun wiv pikchers ov cats on it. Wy do gerls hav such strange taste in socks? Still, not as bad as the choklit peanuts wud have tasted, if they'd come to me via anything that had been on Daddy's feet.

Bye fer now!

2 comments:

Margaret said...

Good choice, Bob. Men's socks are best avoided if at all possible, and if not, only tackled with the use of tongs.

Mousie said...

the bears from the site are nice, but you are definitely the one I prefer...I love you Bob, I love you so much...
Mousie having a quiet evening