Koalas eat poo! IT'S TRUE!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Lost 5-nil
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: still a bit too snotty for this/10
• Day Score: shut up! /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Gillingham played Carlisle (full name Carlisle Cheating Scum Utd), who obviously bribed the ref cos they got 5 goals an had wun of our players sent off. We were so stunned we fergot to score, so we should hav been given a re-match, if there was eny justis in the werld.... It dident help that Mummy dident wear her new Gillingham Pants. So it was probly all her fault really.

ENYWAY..... The day was saved by my finding out yet another fasinating reason why koalas are not-a-bears. Namely, THEY EAT POO. And real Bears wuddent do enything as gusting as that. (Now look, yu wuddent like it if sumwun said that a member ov YOR family ate poo, wud yu? I carnt stress it enuff times: if yu don't want to offend yor Bear, DON'T call koalas "Bears".)

IT'S TRUE! I found out while watching a programme called QI an it's chaired by Mr Stephen Fry and he duzzent do lies. In fact, he wrote a whole book about Bears in Peru. An I've been to Peru, an any friend of a Peruvian Bear is sumwun to be trusted. Here's his book, by the way:

An here is a link to the ferst ten minites ov the QI episode featuring the disgusting Koala not-a-bear and his curious poo habits. Enjoy!

Bye fer now!