WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, March 26, 2007

Test yor knowledge here!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes, the littol wun.....

We ownly went fer chicken, but Mummy bort 8 bunches of daffodils as well, just becos they were 80% off, an then dident hav enuff vases to put them all in, an nicked a jam jar, two glasses, a jug an even Daddy's Gillingham FC mug, wich is really taking liberties.

  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 7/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wa-heyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! This is my 112th entry. I did mean to do a speshul bit on number 100, but I got carreed away. (Let me see now.... wat was number 100 about?.... oh! IT WAS ABOUT PANTS!!!! Oh well, then, that's perfectly understandable...)

ANYWAY I thort I wud give yu a littol quiz on wat yu hav learnt so far about Life As A Bear. So, go through the list below an see how menny questions yu know the arnswer to.

Do Yu Know....????

(1) how to tell if yor Bear is REAL?

(2) how to tell if yor Bear is a SPY?

(3) what "FIFA", on my badge, stands for?

(4) my sister's name?

(5) my favrit football team?

(6) do pants need a dam good frolicking?

(7) KOALAS: Bears or Not-A-Bears?

(8) CHARMIN TOYLET PAPER: Good or Evil?

(9) who or what is Mr Scooter?

(10) best Simpsons character?

If yu know most of them, then consider yorself Bear-hugged. Unless yor a boy, of course, in wich case consider yorself having had a jolly good slap on the back like Real Men do.

If yu don't get menny then yor probly kwite new, so welcome, an just look at the great opportewnities for knowledge enhancement offered here!

If yu don't get eny at all, then yor probly sumwun really darft, in fact, yor probly Dilly so I'm not even bovered.

If yu got them all right, Hi Mum.

I'll post the arnswers tomorrow. Bye fer now!

4 comments:

Daddy said...

I got them all right as well Bob. Not bad for an old man...

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Yor ownly as old as yor Bear!!!!

Margaret said...

ok here goes

1- knees = real
2- um, er, huh?
3- it isn't going to be football, is it? No. I don't know. Oh dear.
4- DILLY!
5- Gills (Gillingham?)
6- LOL well you think so, yes
7- not-a-bears
8- evil!!! LOL
9- a cat ????
10- um, sorry don't know this one either.

How did I do?

matt said...

I dident know as many as Margaret but I can see her answers now so if I do it now I'll be cheating. (But surely the badge is football, - the world cup 2002- no????)

(oh dear I think I'm being far too logical for this site)