- Gills: yes- we drew 2-2 so I had a choklit peanut AND a chewy banarnana
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
- Day Score: 7.93789/10
I was wotching a program on TV about MODERN ART. Wow. I never knew there woz so much to it. I always thort it woz a layzy psykotic's sneaky way to get millyons of pownds out of vulnerabol peepol wiv mor money than sense. But it terns out that I am wrong, laydies an gentolbears, an in fact it is VERY COMPLIKAYTED AN INTERLLECTCHEWAL.
So, obviously sumthing that I will be good at.
Therefor, I kordially invite yu to my ferst Offishol Bob The Bear Modern Art Viewing. I hope yu are impresst. Yu shud be. These could end up in the Tate, yu know.
Image 1: "Newton's Pants"
Image 2: "Newton and Homer juxtapopozed" (note: yu hav to be prepared to juxtapopoze if yor going to be a Modern Artist, yu know.)
There. I hope yu all feel suitably improved. I shall be adding to the collekshun at a layter date.