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Sunday, March 04, 2007

Modern Art

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: yes- we drew 2-2 so I had a choklit peanut AND a chewy banarnana
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 7.93789/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I was wotching a program on TV about MODERN ART. Wow. I never knew there woz so much to it. I always thort it woz a layzy psykotic's sneaky way to get millyons of pownds out of vulnerabol peepol wiv mor money than sense. But it terns out that I am wrong, laydies an gentolbears, an in fact it is VERY COMPLIKAYTED AN INTERLLECTCHEWAL.

So, obviously sumthing that I will be good at.

Therefor, I kordially invite yu to my ferst Offishol Bob The Bear Modern Art Viewing. I hope yu are impresst. Yu shud be. These could end up in the Tate, yu know.

Image 1: "Newton's Pants"


Image 2: "Newton and Homer juxtapopozed" (note: yu hav to be prepared to juxtapopoze if yor going to be a Modern Artist, yu know.)

Image 3: "The Artist And His Work"
There. I hope yu all feel suitably improved. I shall be adding to the collekshun at a layter date.
Bye fer now!

8 comments:

Helena said...

Bob, pick up thoses pants and put that apple back where you found it, please, and stop making a mess.

Mummy.

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

IT'S NOT A MESS, IT'S A INSTALLATION! AN AN AN STOP LOOKINGIN MY BLOG!

Frog said...

Oh yes, you're an artist!
One day you'll be famous, bear.

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Why thank yu, Frog. Yu alreddy are, of course!

Margaret said...

Just out of interest... were you planning any art that DIDN'T involve pants?

Just wondering...

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Where's the fun in that?

Mousie said...

now, why is Helena so rude with you? is she OK ? poor girl, she doesn't know much about four legged's art does she? she's so human...I agree with frog you're real artist...and I do love the colours of these pants, and the beautiful apple...that's great my friend...and the background of your blog is gorgeous...you're a great artist...
love from Mousie

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Thank you, Mousie. Yes, Mum just duzzent appreshyate my efforts.

>sigh<

Wun has to bear a lot of things as a bear.

;@)