- Gills: YES! WE WON!
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
- Weekend Score: 9.2146/10
Wa-Heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! Mum's new football pants werked! We beat Crewe (full name, Crewe Poo) by 1 goal to nil. HAHAAHAHA.
Me an Grayum went to watch the match with Daddy. He has a season ticket, an we sneak in in his pocket. I've seen other Bears there, doing the same. Most have replica kit on. I wanted to go in my kit but not my big coat, as then no one would see it. So I hid my coat so Mum cuddent nag me into wearing it. Onnistly. She knows nothing about street cred.
Meanwile, mum an Granny went shopping for biskits an cake an other stuff that issent on Mummy's diet, but wich she eats at Granny's howse cos apparently it duzzent count there. Fat an caleries an stuff, they can ownly get yu on yor home ground.
Enyway, I congratulated Mummy on her new Lucky Gillingham Pants, and told her about the They-Worked-So-Yu-Can't-Wash-Them-Till-The-End-Of-The-Season rule. She diddent seem to go fer it. I'll hav to werk on her.
Bye fer now!