- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
- Day Score: 7.3/10
Arfter a weekend eating lots of sugar, Mummy is pooing for England. So, fer the sake of Pant-kind (and our bathroom, seeing as she STILL refuses to buy Cillit Bang), I hav recruited the Windowsill Bear familee to help guard the choklit biskits:
Alas, all we can do is discourage. I have yet to think up a suitable punishment for when she ignores us. How about nicking all her pants? Yes, that's sounds like a good punishment. I know I wud be VERY upset to lose access to pants.
Let me know what yu think.
Bye fer now!