WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

On Guard

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 7.3/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Arfter a weekend eating lots of sugar, Mummy is pooing for England. So, fer the sake of Pant-kind (and our bathroom, seeing as she STILL refuses to buy Cillit Bang), I hav recruited the Windowsill Bear familee to help guard the choklit biskits:
Alas, all we can do is discourage. I have yet to think up a suitable punishment for when she ignores us. How about nicking all her pants? Yes, that's sounds like a good punishment. I know I wud be VERY upset to lose access to pants.

Let me know what yu think.

Bye fer now!

2 comments:

margaret said...

Well done Bob! Not too sure about the proposed punishment though... how about pinching her bag so that she can't go shopping? Most girls like shopping.

I wonder why sugar makes your mummy poo- has she seen a doctor?

Margaret

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Yeah, she went shopping alot larst week! I don't mind reely as sumtimes she comes bak with PANTS!

I'm not shor why sugar makes her poo. I think the doctor's given up on her.