WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

On Guard

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 7.3/10

Arfter a weekend eating lots of sugar, Mummy is pooing for England. So, fer the sake of Pant-kind (and our bathroom, seeing as she STILL refuses to buy Cillit Bang), I hav recruited the Windowsill Bear familee to help guard the choklit biskits:
Alas, all we can do is discourage. I have yet to think up a suitable punishment for when she ignores us. How about nicking all her pants? Yes, that's sounds like a good punishment. I know I wud be VERY upset to lose access to pants.

Let me know what yu think.

Bye fer now!


margaret said...

Well done Bob! Not too sure about the proposed punishment though... how about pinching her bag so that she can't go shopping? Most girls like shopping.

I wonder why sugar makes your mummy poo- has she seen a doctor?


B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Yeah, she went shopping alot larst week! I don't mind reely as sumtimes she comes bak with PANTS!

I'm not shor why sugar makes her poo. I think the doctor's given up on her.