WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Fun yesterday, panic this morning!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: missed it! Grrrr........
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10 but I despute this
  • Day Score: 8.137/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Yestaday was quiet as everywun was recovering from Dilly's birthday. So me an Grayum played "hunt-the-Pants" an I wun, cos I hid in the airing cupboard where there were loads of them, an shut the door.

Mummy tried to joyn me layter on but i had to polytely explain that I fownd them ferst and enyway there waz no room. She sed she had ownly come to hang up Daddy's shirts. I do hate sore losers

Boo!

Hey! I was here first!

This morning opened onto a much faster plain. (Did you like that? I had a glance at Mummy's Creative Writing coursebook...). I was pootling arownd, looking at diffrent templates for my blog, when I accidentally hit the wrong button an it all changed. Fer abowt 10 minits I was thrown into a template I didn't like at all. It was right sissy.

Well me an Mum tried fer hours to get back to the old BROWN and BEARY template, but it wouldn't go. ALl the links broke and nothing would update.

So Mummy arsked me to leave the room for minit.

I herd a bit of language that was, kwite frankly, BLOO, an if she had that sort ov thing planned she really ought to hav sent me to the foot ov the garden.

When I came back in, my blog had changed to this.

What do you think of it?

Is it better? Have I lost something wonderful? (I feel as though I have....waaahhhh.)

I ahem WE...shall work on it for the rest of the week, an see if we can customize it a bit more.

Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

12 comments:

Chalkhills Collective said...

I think you did a good job Bob.

Missouri Donna said...

Bob..sometimes, life just isn't fair! BTW, who trims your nails?

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Coo... thanks, Chalky!

I was just looking at your portrait on Flikr. Glad you could make it. Always good to see a fellow Bear.
You have a very fine nose.

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hullo Donna!

No, life ISN'T fair.
That's why my parents got me a sister. (I wanted a scarf.)

My nails? Hmmm.... me of course. I enjoy a good chew. I think I'll address this in a blog.

Monkey said...

I like this look VERY much B.T.

It's crisp, masculine and of course the lovely drawings show up quite nicely on the lighter background.

"Hunt the Pants" sounds like a fabulous game. I'll have to play that with Calzone and Purple later.

Monkey said...

P.S. Tell Mummy no more Pilchards!

Tell her you have allergies or something. Anything to stop the madness.

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hi Monkey!
Thank yu so much. I've been a very stressed Bear today.

If you're going to play Hunt-The-Pants, be sure to only hunt out CLEAN ones. Of course, you don't have to make that clear to your opponents.

JHEEEEE HEHEHEH HE HE HE HEEE...

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Oooo allergies, that's a good one. Thanks Monkey.

She did manage to go into town today and return pilchardless.

She did, however, go into that dread shop, Sainsburys. Honestly. She has a LOYALTY card for Tescos. I sumtimes think that hewmans just don't know wat loyalty means.

Monkey said...

Silly humans.

She's obviously trying though if she returned "Pilchardless". You should reward her with some extra snuggles. That's what I do whenever the humans bring home extra bananas.

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

'She's obviously trying though if she returned "Pilchardless". '

-Wow. Yu are indeed deep an wise, Monkey.

As fer rewards- well, I'd let her hav a few of my choklit peanuts if she didn't already help herself to them!

margaret said...

It's very impressive, Bob. Well done! It looks much brighter but still YOU!

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

"It looks much brighter but still YOU!"

what are you saying???!!!!