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Thursday, April 05, 2007

Nail Biting

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes, just. We missed half of it. Rats.
  • Tesco: No. An Mummy went to Sainsburys. Onnistly. She duzzent know wat the 'loyalty' in 'loyalty card' means. No one duzz loyal like a Bear.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: far too bizzy/10
  • Day Score: 6/10

Oh boy. Thank Gawd yestaday is over. That was manic. Enyway. Good feedback so far on the new template. Keep the feedback coming, good or bad. Cos I've stared at this screen so long I'm starting to know wat Dilly's huge, bulbous staring eyes must feel like. And I can't tell whether the blog looks gud this way or not.


I had a query from Donna, in Missourri (which is wun of those towns yu wuddent want to have to pronounce arfter 9 pints in the Bloos Bar arfter a match). She asks who trims my nails. Onnistly, she duzz. Yu see, sum people out there really care bowt me. Not like sum people, hoo get me run over or kidnapped. Not that I'm bitter....

Well, Donna, the arnswer is that nobody duzz. I do it myself. I enjoy a good gnaw, and it keeps my teeth in good nick, too. Here's an actshon shot:

photo: Mmmmmmm nummnmn nmmnmm um

Daddy eats his nails too. Mummy used to eat hers but stopped a cuppol of years ago. Nowadays hers can get so long they annoy her, so she has to trim them with nailclippers. Imagine that! Akchewally using nailclippers! Wow. I really look up to Mummy. Enyway. If Daddy is arownd wen she duzz it, he nicks the clippings an eats them, too, as well as his own, wich never amownt to much, as they're never owt of his mouth fer very long. Mum thinks he's weird. But he says it's just Luvbug DNA. Hey ho!

Hope this puts yor mind to rest. May I arsk, why yu arsk?

Bye fer now!


Vic Grace said...

Thanks for stopping by if you are interested in bears check this out on my site. There are 6 bear stories there. We live in a major bear area and they will be coming out of hibernation in about 6 weeks. We have a bear that comes up on our deck to steal bird seed and tries to carry off our garbage can. I probably will have more bear stories in the future.

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

WOW! Thanks!

The only things we get that steal bird seed are birds. And squirrels. Occasionally.

I will definitely be checking out your blog for mor stuff on Bears! Thanks!

Bob :@}

Donna in Missouri ( and, Addie) said...

Sure you can ask..I have lots of critters and I am the one who has to trim their nails but they are nothing like yours..you have such big nails..Are you a good bear and brush your teeth daily? My little granddaughter wanted to ask you that. She also asked if you have a specail toothbrush because she has a Little Mermaid toothbrush...

Gledwood said...

That photo looks like Roma Hoob, the tawny posh one who does outside broadcasts for the furry little friends of the tiddlypeeps aliens ...

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hi Donna an Addie!
I've arnsered yor kwestion in a post. Hope yu like the pics.

Bob :@)

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Hoo do yu mean?
Vic Grace, or the photo of me nibbling my toe nails?
If the latter, then I'm very pleased to hear it. It's about time we Bears had mor exposure in the media.

Bob ;@}

margaret said...

Hello Bob! I'm sorry I've been away my little furry friend! I missed you! I wondered what you'd be up to when I got back and here you are, biting your nails, you naughty Bear!


B.T.Bear Esq. said...


But they're MY nails!