More on toothy matters
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
I've reseeved a new enquiry abowt my teeth. (What the?) This wun is from Beth (mum of Seabass, the cabin boy bear), an she writes:
Just how many teeth do you have Bob? and do bears ever get cavities and have to
go to the dentist? A fellow choklit peanut eater .. Beth, Mum of Seabass
Well yes, Bears do get cavities an stuff if they're not careful. So we do get to go to Bear dentists.
Wild Bears use mobile dentists, hoo come out to the woods to treat them. Here's one having a check up:
But those ov us hoo liv with Not-A-Bears just go along to the familee dentist like everywun else. Our dentist has his very own resident Dental Bear. I've blogged abowt toothy things befor, so hav a look at these posts-
Read mor abowt how I met the dentist's Bear here.
And this wun includes a photo ov him.
CLick here for advice if yor scared of dentists.
And larst an least, read mor abowt Dilly's nersing habits here. Akchewally, I shuddent really complain abowt Dilly's nersing. The prospect ov her nersing can help get yu owt the howse to the dentist.
Curiously, did yu know that the smallest wild Bear in the world, the Sun Bear, has the biggest teeth of any Bear? ( Read about it here! ) So as I keep reminding Daddy, just becos I'm small, I can still do feroshus. I mean, I'm even smaller than a Sun Bear. So imagine wat MY teeth are like.
Bye fer now!
11 comments:
Your bear talks like all the blogging cats ! I always thought that bears have another language because they don't meow ! I have to look a little more through your blog to understand why you take yourself for a bear ! Must be a psychological reason (I am from Freud's family !) Have you met my cats yet ? (My cats & funny stories)
Why I take myself for a Bear????
I AM a Bear!
Look at my photo: Bear!
BTW, Mummy showed me the pictures of your cats. They make her go all silly. She has the blog "Creating a Likeness" at
http://sketchandcolour.blogspot.com
but she hasn't felt up to drawing anything this year.
Bob :@}
Oh yes, you're 100 % BEAR!
Why, thank yu, Frog!
Thank you for the link to the page about Sun Bears, Bob. I had no idea they existed. They look like they would enjoy some honey.
Happy Easter! I hope you get a Bobtailed Bunny!
Margaret
Oooo yes, all Bears like honey. Apart from Paddington, he prefers marmalade. I always thought that was down to living with a civil servant.
Thank you, Margaret. I'll let you know whether Daddy shares, like he is always telling me to.
What is this obsession with teeth?? I mean... I don't have teeth to speak of, and yet I can bite. Oh yes indeed, I can bite.
On the bear question, I can confirm that you are 100% bear.
Your Not-A-Bear Friend,
Monkey
P.S.
Happy Easter! Hope you get a big Chocolate Bunny and a toothbrush.
Why, thank you Monkey.
An no, yu don't need teeth to bite. Mr Scooter, Granny's cat, duzzent hav any teeth left but he can giv narsty gum attacks. I just sit very still wen he's around, an try not to look too mouse-coloured.
Hope yu had a nice Easter. I got an egg wiv a Pooh Bear pictur on it.
Wa-heyyyy!
I lost one tooth...on a caramel...a good job it's not a front one...especially as I am a mousie with some rabbit relatives...I'm so frightened to go to the dentist...would you come with me and hold my paw in your hand? please...
Mousie
Oh, Mousie.
Just imagine that yor brave. Arfter a while you'll ferget that yor imagining an you'll jus be brave!
But I cud always come with yu, if yu like.
Grayum sez can he come too. He likes yu very-much-alot.
Bob :@}
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