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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Paid at last!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8/10 (suspect Grayum cheated)
  • Day Score: 8/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Daddy finally paid his debt an I got the 40 choklit peanuts I won on the Grand Nashional:

Mmmm nmnmn nm nm nm um nm! Well worth waiting for. (Monkey, I saved you a few, ok?)

Dilly said that they look like rabbit poo, but she's jus jealous.

Akshully, we're havin to giv her a wide berth this week, cos her Eester egg has made her broody. She has been inkew-baiting it for days now. (I'm not shor wat this means, but Daddy has asshored me that it is nothing to do with Bear-baiting.) Anyone who goes too near her gets snapped at. I'll see if I can get a photo for you, but I might be risking life an limb....

Meanwhile, in our bee-infested spring garden, I cort this pic of wun of my frends, the Bob Robins. We hav a few. Mummy calls this wun "Newton", arfter wun of her teachers at junior skool, who always had her hed on wun side. See wat yu think:

Bye fer now!

13 comments:

grayum said...

I didn't cheat!

Monkey said...

I think Grayum protests too much.

Rabbit poo? Absolutely not! And thank you for saving me some. You are a friend indeed.

I worry that if Dilly incubates her Easter Egg for much longer, she will end up with a bowl of chocolate syrup. Ahem.

Newton is quite handsome. The robins here are very confused.

Grayum said...

You DID! Cos you jumped out so fast you didn't even get my nose you got my eyebrows so there!

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Monkey, she is keeping it in the shade, but even so...
I wonder what she thinks is going to come out of it. It isn't even a Kinder egg...

Newton is quite friendly. He ALMOST takes food from Mummy's hand. But she giggles at him, and I think he finds that a tad disturbing.

Bob :@}

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Grayum, it was still a big surprise so it deserves a ten!

grayum said...

Yu shuddent get points fer eyebrow hugs, so just be grateful I gave yu anything at all.

david mcmahon said...

G'day BTBear,

Well done, picking the winner of the Grand National.

I remember my Dad used to be very keen on racing form and I recall him always talking up a horse called Mossy Bear.

You would (naturally) have loved that racehorse.

David
http://david-mcmahon.blogspot.com/

Beth Not a Bear said...

Bob, you crack me up. Chocklit peanuts look sort of like rabbit poo. Maybe Dilly is just saving her egg for something special. OR maybe she's right and it needs to be hatched! Wouldn't that be interesting.......

Shrink wrapped scream said...

Oh BT,

grayum is definitley a cheat, I'm with you, hon. As for Dilly, probably best to leave her alone for a bit, I'd hate to see you damaged.. Newton's a sweetie, glad to see your making new friends!

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

WOW Dave, Mossy Bear sounds like a great horse. But with a name like that, he was probably a tad confused, so I doubt if he won.

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

Beth,

Choklit peanuts are far too shiny fer rabbit poo. Believe me, I've investigated rabbit poo at very close range. There isn't much to do when you're sitting behind a tree in the woods, constipated. You start studying the oddest things...

I Dilly is just deranged. Eggs make her broody, and that just about wears out her brain. Such that it is.

B.T.Bear Esq. said...

S.W.S,

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA -she said Grayum is a cheat! HAHAHAHAHAA
I win!

matt said...

THat's a brilliant photo of a robin! Bob, you have a talent! (Or maybe it is just a natural affinity with 'honorary Bobs')

Matt