WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Ankles, Knees and No-Pants

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10 improving
  • Day Score: 7/10


Thank yu to those hoo hav alreddy partisipaytid in my Important Pant Survey (see yestaday). I'll publish the final results on Friday, but this is how it looks so far:

  • ankles: 0
  • knees: 7
  • no pants at all (I haddent even thort of this wun): 5

I just hope that those of yu hoo say yu don't wear eny pants decline to do so becos they share their living space with sum small enthewsiastic Bear hoo has nicked them all for a dam good frolicking, and not that yu are seveerly Pant-Deprived.

If yu ARE akchewally Pant-Deprived, this must mean that yor Bears are too, an as I warned Shrink-Wrapped, I can ownly urge yu to rektify this as soon as possibal, becos a Bored Small Pant-Deprived Bear can become "Difficult". I won't go into detail. Just be warned, that's all.

I waz shokt to read that so menny of yu out there are pantless. But then, Mummy confessed that she scarcely wor eny pants at all in the 1990s. (Wen Daddy sed he wished ha had met her sooner, I had NO IDEA this was wat he ment...) She sez she ownly startid to wear them agen wen she got a bit spongey rownd the middle, an needid an extra bit of stretchy cotton to hold things in. Well, it was that or giv up the choccie biccies, so hoo can blame her.

Vote soon if yu havent alreddy!

All this talk of pants has put me in the mood for a Dam Good Frolic. I'm off to find a Pant Drawer.... Bye fer now!


david mcmahon said...

G'day Bob,

Wot about us in Australia? We wear bush hats and shorts - does that count?

Not here in Melbourne, though. We wear suits to work.

And here's another piece of fashion trivia from this great brown land.

When an Aussie tells you he's got his thongs on, he means he's wearing flip-flops on his feet!


Uncle Dave

mcglinch said...


I've fulfilled your request-a-doodle over on mcglinch.com/blog . Hope it suits your needs -- was short on time today!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH stop it I've got a stitch...


It's ok...

oh, boy.

OK, Dave.
But wat about yer strides?
Where do yu put them, eh?
Knees or ankles?

Ooo I need a massage...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

CHEERS, Mcglinch!
I've posted it, with a link back to yor place!


Monkey said...

Calzone does not wear pants either. But he could care less.

I am not always pleased with my pantless situation, especially in winter. Please send pants. Thank you.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

I shall send a pair of the finest black cotton Sloggis, Monkey.

They're Mummy's favrit for "holding things in".

But I can ALSO tell yu that they make a good hammock, parachute, rug and blanket for us of smaller stature.
And being black, it duzzent matter if yu get yor choklit banarnanas on them.


Bob :@}

Monkey said...

Oops. I forgot. I do have a hotpants. I suppose I can start wearing those now that summer is nearly here.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

An a built in vent fer yor tail.

I hav wun ov those in my shorts. But, not akchewally havin a tail problem, I use it fer convenience insted. This is how I manage to keep them ON fer so menny weeks an still fertilize my marigolds.

Jhee jhee jhee!

Thinking about it, Monkey, maybe all pants this time of year are HOT pants and this is wy so menny peeps round here don't wear eny.

Bob :@}

Shrink wrapped scream said...

BT, bonny bear - I soo love you, consider yourself nose-hugged!

And a clever 'ol thing, too.. (HOW DO YOU DO THAT?? I always have to type the whole snarly url to make it change colour..)


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrink Wrapped,



A nose hug to yu too


Shrink wrapped scream said...

Thanks, bonny lad,

But I mean it - HOW DO YOU DO THAT?? I really want to know, and I can't think of anyone better to tell me, 'cos I know you'll be gentle with me. x