Monday, April 30, 2007
As yu can see, the countdown to my berfday has begun. And next Monday, I shall add to the sellybrayshons still further by removing my Lucky Kit via a daring darnce, an wear ownly my berfday suit fer the rest of the day. Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!
But that's next week. For now, there is werk to be dun....
I need yor help wiv sum important research.
Mummy saw this cartoon in the paper on Saturday:
Wen she saw it, she commentid on how unrealistic it was, as "yu jus don't do that."
At ferst, I thort she ment that yu don't go to the toilet. Shorly not! -She poos at leest 5 times a day, mostly becos she eets stuff she shuddent, like shugar.
Enyway. "Pray, wat can yu mean, dear matre?" I arskt, or werds to that effect.
"Yu don't pull yor knickers right down to yor ankles like that!" she replyd.
Then Daddy came in the room an so I arskt him if this wer so. He was as confewsd as me, an wantid to know wat she DID do wiv her knickers whilst..... ahem.... yewsing the smallest room.
"Well, I just pull them down as far as my knees. Or sumtimes not even that far!" was her expanashun.
Well, me and Daddy are, frankly, shocked. WHO was responsible for her potty training? But she insists, SHE is the normal wun.
An so it's over to yu, folks. This is where the SURVEY bit comes in. Please tell me where yu stand on this.
Or rather, sit.
Yu know wat I mean.
Let me know in the Comments arfter this post:
Do yu pull yors right down to the ankle, or leave them precariously up on the knee?
The mor delicate among yu may arnswer with simply "ANKLES" or "KNEES".
Please do take part. This is important research.
Bye fer now!