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Monday, May 28, 2007

The Art of Camo-flarge

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: hibernaytin
  • Simpsons: no, they don't do weekends
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 6.9994/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

As it is Spring Bank Holiday heer in Ingerland, it is pouring with rain. Hey ho!

So I thort I wud go throo sum foto's I tuk on a sunnier weekend, larst month. Wen I waz goin throo them I notist a theme: sum of them mayde grate exampols of the art of camo-flarge. This is an art I know sumthing abowt, bein, as yu know, a graduate of Spy Collidge. Ah! But I am happy to share a few exampols with yu sivillians out there. Heer goes:

spot the butterfly... if yor REELLY gud, yu mite spot the spider, too


ther wer lots of creepy-crawlies on this ded tree, but so well flarged they disappear in the foto!



beleev it or not, ther are 3 sheep hidin in this tree



an exampol of "How Not To Be Flarged"


a close-up reveels this hare has a smarter frend tho: see ears, right

Hope yu enjoyd that edukayshional foray. An if yor havin the sayme weather as Colchester is today, I hope it took yor mind off it for a bit.

Bye fer now!

10 comments:

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Gee Bob,

You're good! Thanks for that..

Phytheas said...

Was that silly rabbit at Minsmere?

Phy

david mcmahon said...

Hi BTBear

Sheep? You’re pulling the wool over my eyes!

I did spot the flutterby and the spider – Aussies are really good at spotting spiders (and swatting spiders).

Cheers

David

chocmintgirl said...

Are there really any sheep? Guess I need a microscope...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky,

Cooo ta! I've seen your pic's. That is kwite a compliment!


Phytheas,

How did yu gess???!!!!
Yup, all of these wer at Minsmere. Including that mastermind of a bunny.


David,

Ah yes. I reseeved a video from my Arnty in Adelaide of the red-back spiders in her garden. She also deminstraytid how to deal with them- she stampt on them!


Chocmontgirl.

I hav to come clean; I was wrong. There are NOT 3 sheep in that tree.

There are 5.


Thank yu all fer yor comments!!!!!

Bob :@}

Chewy said...

Ewe be fooling us.
(David's puns are getting to me.

Dilly said...

Dilly not see nuthin but bunny. Bob mayke up stuff. Tell lies. Tell lies bad. Bob be bad an haff sleep in car.

Mweah

¬"

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

I'm NOT bad. I'm a good boy. An an an I DON'T hav to sleep out in the car! I'm telling daddy on yu! Get off my blog yu stoopit green snouty mutant!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Chewy!

Are Dave's puns infekshus?

Oh dear.

:@o

Chewy said...

oh Deer!