WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Lists

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: hibernaytin
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, the littol wun
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7/10


HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Dilly gave me this notebook fer my berfday errlier this month. She sed it waz fer lists.

At ferst, I assewmed she ment Shopping Lists, of wich I am an expert. I always remember the things that my parrents ferget to put on. Like, pants, fer insyance. (Heeeeeeeeeehehehe...)

But no. Yestaday, I was pootlin arownd tryin to remember wat a Bear is to do on a wet Monday, wen I realized that the Book can be fer ENY lists at all!!!!

So I rote 8 of them.

Daddy sergestid that I blog them wun at a time, but I wud not depriyve my loyal ordience thus. (Thus is my new werd.) So heer yu go.

List 1: My HOBBYS

  1. frolicking pants
  2. wotchin The Simpsons
  3. goin to Tesco
  4. wotchin Gillingham
  5. synkronized sitting (best with other Bears)
  6. marrygolding
  7. nose-huggin
  8. struttin my funky stuff
  9. shiney penny collectin

List 2: My JOBS

  1. spy
  2. diary-er
  3. tishoo-ishooer
  4. navigaytor
  5. hed-hugger
  6. role model

List 3: My FAVRIT CULLERS

  1. brown
  2. tan
  3. coffee
  4. Gillingham bloo
  5. dark bloo
  6. lite bloo

List 4: ROOLS THAT DADDY BRAKES

  1. bed rool (there shud be at leest 2 in the bed, an ideally wun shud be a Bear)
  2. tea makin rool (to be stirred 9 1/2 times plus 1 fer each sugar or part thereof, always CLOCKWISE, an no bubbles)
  3. navigaytin rool (a navigator shud sit on the dashbord on each jerney. He floutid this wun just larst week. Wat happend? He got lost)
  4. goin to Tesco wivowt the Bear rool (Yes)
  5. the Window-sill Bear Familee ownly come down off the windowsill on days startin with "T" rool (he encurridges brakin of)
  6. loyalty to Tesco rool (arfter all, he has a loyalty Card)

List 5: ROOLS THAT MUMMY BRAKES

see list 4

List 6: My FAVRIT FOOD

  1. choklit peanuts
  2. hunny on toast
  3. carrot cayke
  4. coffee an walnut cayke
  5. dunkt choklit biskits
  6. toe nails (own)

List 7: My FAVRIT SMELLS

  1. hunny
  2. mummy's cookin
  3. mummy's hair
  4. marrygold leaves
  5. freshly wosht pants
  6. farts (own)

List 8: My FAVRIT GERLS

  1. Lisa Simpson
  2. - "-
  3. - "-
  4. - "- (she taykes top 4 playsis)
  5. Mummy
  6. Mummy Window-sill Bear
  7. Plumpiemousie

Hope yu enjoyd them! Perhaps yu cud let me know sum of yors. Or print them owt fer the next rainy day.....

Bye fer now!

10 comments:

Dilly said...

Notebook waz fer shoppin lists, Bob.

BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIT BE FOR SHOPPIN LIST!

Meah.

¬"

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Smy book now! I can do lists of enythink I want! So there!

I cud even do a list of wat makes yu annoyin. Sept I wud need a bigger book!

Bart said...

I applaud you for liking Lisa Simpson so much. My old roommates and I would habitually spurn the reruns we dubbed "Lisa episodes."

YesBut said...

Hi BT
Sorry you’ve had problems with the slide show.

Try this alternative method
After you have saved the slide show and clicked on the HTML Tag
Click on help (top right hand corner)
Click on “html practice”
Paste your HTML Tag and the full html code will appear - copy this.
You can then paste the code in “Add a Page Element” - “HTML/Java Script” (as previously described)

Phytheas said...

Bob, you tell that Dilly (she's getting a bit fiesty, you should watch that).

I'm off to Scotland next week, hopefully there won't be dragons like there were in Wales.

Phy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

YesBut,

Coo. Thanks fer that. I might try it.

But wat I ment waz, I carn't see your slideshow on yor site.

????

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phy,

Not shor they hav dragons up there. Not shor. But hav yu herd of the Dragoon Guards? They sownd a bit dodgy.

And wotch out fer the Haggis. Daddy sez they come out hunting at night. Try not to look too mowse cullerd.

Hav a gud trip.

Bob :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

BArt,

Wat's not to like? Sheez luvvvvvvvvvvly.

Carnt beleev yu all spurned her.

Sf. Sssff. ssf sf ffssssffff.

:@{

Bart said...

A "Lisa episode" is full of over the top moral messages, generally. And until recently, she was pretty hypocritical about tolerance within her own family (they finally sorted that out, though, when she was in that sensory deprivation tank and filled her father's shoes briefly).

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bart,

We havent seen the laytest series yet.

But.

But.but.but.

I think sheez LUVLY!!!!!!!!

She's so clever an she duzz rools. Yu can cownt on her. She wud never leeve a Bear behind in a fire.

Wen I'm older I want to marry her. I've wotcht lots of Simpsons, an I've never seen her wiv a Bear.

Maggie had wun. Oh! An Mr Burns had wun called Bobo, wich is nearly BOB. WOW.

:@}