Lists

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: hibernaytin
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, the littol wun
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Dilly gave me this notebook fer my berfday errlier this month. She sed it waz fer lists.

At ferst, I assewmed she ment Shopping Lists, of wich I am an expert. I always remember the things that my parrents ferget to put on. Like, pants, fer insyance. (Heeeeeeeeeehehehe...)

But no. Yestaday, I was pootlin arownd tryin to remember wat a Bear is to do on a wet Monday, wen I realized that the Book can be fer ENY lists at all!!!!

So I rote 8 of them.

Daddy sergestid that I blog them wun at a time, but I wud not depriyve my loyal ordience thus. (Thus is my new werd.) So heer yu go.

List 1: My HOBBYS

1. frolicking pants
2. wotchin The Simpsons
3. goin to Tesco
4. wotchin Gillingham
5. synkronized sitting (best with other Bears)
6. marrygolding
7. nose-huggin
8. struttin my funky stuff
9. shiney penny collectin

List 2: My JOBS

1. spy
2. diary-er
3. tishoo-ishooer
4. navigaytor
5. hed-hugger
6. role model

List 3: My FAVRIT CULLERS

1. brown
2. tan
3. coffee
4. Gillingham bloo
5. dark bloo
6. lite bloo

List 4: ROOLS THAT DADDY BRAKES

1. bed rool (there shud be at leest 2 in the bed, an ideally wun shud be a Bear)
2. tea makin rool (to be stirred 9 1/2 times plus 1 fer each sugar or part thereof, always CLOCKWISE, an no bubbles)
3. navigaytin rool (a navigator shud sit on the dashbord on each jerney. He floutid this wun just larst week. Wat happend? He got lost)
4. goin to Tesco wivowt the Bear rool (Yes)
5. the Window-sill Bear Familee ownly come down off the windowsill on days startin with "T" rool (he encurridges brakin of)
6. loyalty to Tesco rool (arfter all, he has a loyalty Card)

List 5: ROOLS THAT MUMMY BRAKES

see list 4

List 6: My FAVRIT FOOD

1. choklit peanuts
2. hunny on toast
3. carrot cayke
4. coffee an walnut cayke
5. dunkt choklit biskits
6. toe nails (own)

List 7: My FAVRIT SMELLS

1. hunny
2. mummy's cookin
3. mummy's hair
4. marrygold leaves
5. freshly wosht pants
6. farts (own)

List 8: My FAVRIT GERLS

1. Lisa Simpson
2. - "-
3. - "-
4. - "- (she taykes top 4 playsis)
5. Mummy
6. Mummy Window-sill Bear
7. Plumpiemousie

Hope yu enjoyd them! Perhaps yu cud let me know sum of yors. Or print them owt fer the next rainy day.....

Bye fer now!