Intreeeging Read
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no- she dragged me rownd other, non-Tesco establishments. Huh!
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
- Day Score: 7.8396/10
Ah, wat a perfict epilog to yestaday's post abowt shopping!
We had a parsel deliverd this mornin, fokes. Well, wen I say deliverd, I mean shuved throo the letter box wiv blue accompanyment from the postman. An wen I say blue, I don't mean Thelonius Monk. No. I mean, Heavens to Dilly, don't nok on the door, will yu. Or ring the bell. No. Jus shuv fer all yor werth. It's oviously the ownly exercise yu get outside of climbing in an out of yor van. Hey ho. Enyway, underneath the layer of shredded brown paper, I fownd this book.
Do yu recognise it?
.....yup, it is ritten by nun other than David McMahon of Authorblog fame.
Ha! Gotcha Dave!
We orderd it from Linux an it took 9 days to get heer. Wen we Bears hav finished wiv it, we'll pass it on to Mummy. She arskt how it was so far, an I told her it was terrific. I mean, I've ownly red 3 pages, but with the werd 'bumcrack' in the second sentence, I jus KNOW it's on my wavelength.
Bye fer now!
10 comments:
Bob! I hope that doesn't put anyone off! LOL!
(I hope it isn't illustrated.)
G'day Bob,
Wow - I wasn't expecting that sort of reception! Thank you for the big drum roll.
We can reveal (exclusively) to Margaret that we're very happy it is not illustrated!
Many thanks - and thanks too for your contribution to the Passing Sentence game as well.
Take care
David
Don't take too long reading it or it will be all bear-eared before your Mum gets to read it.
Margaret, I was nearly put off, myeself. I mean, if yu can see a bumcrack, duzz this meen a lack of pants? As yu may hav noticed, I'm kwite partial to the pantayshus object of the nether regions, so this wud hav terned me agenst it at wunce. Happily, though, it terned out to be just a case of "builder's bum". HAHAHA. An I don't mind that at all.
Bob :@}
David,
I bow down low in humbol apology.
That was no drum roll, it was Grayum farting. He ate harf of Mummy's Choklit Brazils. An harf of them is a lot fer a small Bear of older stuffing.
Bob :@}
Ruth,
We Bears hav rownd ears. The pages are pointy. However, me an Grayum do hav them wun forward an wun bak, wich cud look a bit shabby on a book. I shall take yor werds under corshon. An protect the book by rubbing the corners flat with my bottom each time we finish reeding it.
I thank yu.
Bob :@}
Still waiting for mine.. sigh.
Wher did yu order yors from?
Bob,
Good read, right? I went and searched for the book myself when I was in India in November. David is one hell of a guy. Aren't we glad we are friends with him??
I cannot wait for his new book to come out..
cold nose hug...
cecilia
Cecilia,
Is yor nose cold? Don't yu hav a small brown and willin Bear ther to hug it? If yu do but he's untrained in the art, send him over heer an I'll train him up fer yu.
Yes, Dave is a good lad reelly. He still hassent come cleen about wat type of pant he favours though. Wich makes me suspect it's Y-fronts.
;@}
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