WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Friday, May 25, 2007

Marigolds Bravely Face Crisis

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills:hibernaytin
  • Simpsons: no. Missed it. Rats!
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy reeding (see yestaday's post) /10
  • Day Score: 7.396/10


Ferst of all, I had a kweery abowt larst week's post on how to change the backgrownd on yor blog. I've tried to arnser it in the next post down arfter this wun. Thort I'd menshun it. In case yu miss it, yu know. Wat wiv bein a wun-post-a-day Bear yewzually an all.

But enyway..... about these marigolds.

We're into week 7 now. WOW! Heer is how they lookt 7 weeks ago:

ah, but meer seeds in the shayde of a Spartan Bear!

And this is them larst nite:

Now, the mor observant among yu mite be wondering wat sed marigolds ar doin wiv my second-best pair of Emergensy Hug Pants.

Well, I'll tell yu.

Mummy, in her infinite "I'm older than yu so I know best" wisdom (huh!) (like that always werks!) haz decreed that it is time fer the marigolds to be "hardened off" an so they hav had to moov outside. BUT BUT BUT ther iz a thunder storm due. I don't like thunder. I AM brayve. It issent that I'm not brayve, cos I 'm a Bear, an Bears do brayve. An like I sed befor, yu hav to be scared ferst to be brayve, right? Otherwise, if yu weren't scared, ther'd be no need to be brayve. Got it? OK then. I jus wantid to get that cleared up.

Enyway. Oh yes. Emergensy Hug Pants. Obviously I carnt let them hav my Number 1 pair. I might be needin them. So I've left them my best substitutes. Just in case. Yu never know.

There. I've dun my best by them. If enything goze wrong now, it's all Mummy's fault. (or possibly Dilly's).

Bye fer now!


Chalkhills Collective said...

Hi Bob,
Do hug pants protect against slugs and snails?


inthepottingshed said...

Och, you're such a caring wee bear, Bob. Everybody should have a bear like you! x

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Emergensy Hug Pants can some to yor aid in all evenchewalitys.

Yes, even slugs an snails. At least, the wuns wiv a mor absorbant gusset can: the slimey blighters will get stuck.

Ah. But it was protekshon agenst thunder that I was reely thinking of.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ow, Shrinky.

I AM a caring Bear.

(Not a Care Bear. They're sumthing else. I don't want to talk about them.)

Will I hav to start calling yu Potty?


Chewy said...

Hey Bob, I just joined in David's pass the sentence game... umm, I took the pants off! tee-hee!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy, I'm throwing my arms up at you!