- Gills: resting
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: yes
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
- Overall Score: don't wear overalls-?? /10
We went to a playce that had baby sheep. (Sheeplets). They had put them in a pen with lots of straw bales. The idea was that if yu had a small child yu cud leave them there to cuddol a sheeplet wile yu went off fer a pint.
WELL, never wun to let us down on the Wat-As-A-Parent-Can-I-Possibly-Do-Today-To-Embarrass-A-Small-Bear front, Mummy desydid that she wontid to play too. Never mind that she is so aynshent she can ownly wear cumpfterbol shooz. Off she went.
The man at the gate sed, "Wat? A big gerl like yu?" an she sed "Yep!" an in she went. Very soon she had a sheeplet bundold onto her an yu know wat? It got worse. We had to wait AGES cos the silly thing fell asleep on her.
Onnistly, the silly sissy stuff I hav to put up wiv. I'm a trained Spy, yu know. I'm a Bear. I do feroshus an evrything. I shuddent hav to wait around while my muther hugs under-developt Not-A-Bears.
Bye fer now!