WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, May 21, 2007


Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: resting
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Overall Score: don't wear overalls-?? /10

We went to a playce that had baby sheep. (Sheeplets). They had put them in a pen with lots of straw bales. The idea was that if yu had a small child yu cud leave them there to cuddol a sheeplet wile yu went off fer a pint.

WELL, never wun to let us down on the Wat-As-A-Parent-Can-I-Possibly-Do-Today-To-Embarrass-A-Small-Bear front, Mummy desydid that she wontid to play too. Never mind that she is so aynshent she can ownly wear cumpfterbol shooz. Off she went.

The man at the gate sed, "Wat? A big gerl like yu?" an she sed "Yep!" an in she went. Very soon she had a sheeplet bundold onto her an yu know wat? It got worse. We had to wait AGES cos the silly thing fell asleep on her.

Onnistly, the silly sissy stuff I hav to put up wiv. I'm a trained Spy, yu know. I'm a Bear. I do feroshus an evrything. I shuddent hav to wait around while my muther hugs under-developt Not-A-Bears.

Bye fer now!


Anonymous said...

I would've gone off fer a pint while she was sheeplet sitting.

Shrink wrapped scream said...

Awwww, gorgeous! And Bob, no more chocolate peanuts for you, me lad, if your mummy reads what you've written..

david mcmahon said...

There, there BTBear,

No need to feel sheepish. You know your Mum has eyes only for you.

Although, judging by those pictures, it looks like she was about to sing that hit track frok `Grease' - the one called `Hopelessly Devoted To Ewe'.

Keep that bear chin up



david mcmahon said...

Hi BTBear,

er... that should have said ``from Grease''.



black feline said...

gee..that creature has a big face! i meant the sheep...lol

Phytheas said...

Bob, humans just do strange things sometimes. Us bears should stick together, hey?


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Me an Daddy nipt off fer a Gunness layter, wen she was admiring sum flowers, or sum such pink nonsense, with Dilly.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


CHANCE wud be a fine choklit peanut! Sheez gon an eaten them all agen.

Wat wiv that blinkin woodmouse, I've littol chance of getting my Beary lips rownd anything resembling sumthing as tasty as a choklit peanit rownd here.... onnistly, I jus don't think I'm properly appryshyated.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

David, I will try to keep my chin up, such that I hav wun. We Bears don't reelly do chins.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

David, I see yu've fownd the Guinness, too.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Black Feline,

HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Oh yes, the sheeplet. Hahaha....


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Oh yes. We need to stick close, hug-like, an support each other in this world of Not-A-Bears.

By the way, did yu notice, if yu look closely, yu can see Mummy has grey hairs. Hopefully this is a sign that she will soon be a proper grown-up, an stop downloading things like The Charlatans an Travis from HMV.

We can liv in hope...


Chalkhills Collective said...

Bob, careful what you say about grey hairs! You'll get them one day too!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chalky, hoo me? Nahhhh...

margaret said...

The lambs look gorgeous. I'd love to hug one, too. I don't blame your Mum for going in. Why should children get all the fun? If more adults hugged a lamb, it'd be a better world!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Margaret, if more grown ups hugged a BEAR, the werld wud be a better place.

Can yu imagine Bin Laden havin a small Bear to hug an talk to at night an tell all his trubbol to? No. There yu go then.

Can yu imagine George The Shrub havin a small bear to hug an talk to.... oh, hang on... yep. No, ignore me, that theory just duzzent hold up duzz it....