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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Survey Update

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Just a kwik update on my survey.

Arfter seeing so menny of yu favoring KNEES over ANKLES, Daddy has tried this out. (He was always an ANKLES kinda bloke.) Well, he came in here just now to report to me that he finds it extremely ODD, an "just dident feel right sumhow." I'll leave yu to yor own responses on this wun. I cuddent possibly comment. It may affect my fewcher Choklit Peanut allowance if I did.

10 comments:

Shrink wrapped scream said...

Boys need more room for this stuff, 'cos they're more messy, BT. Girlies are too busy, so they need to always have a hand on their knickers (if they have found the time to wear any) so they can promptly hich and run if they have to.

Monkey said...

My human has just confessed to me that she often goes "without" also. What the?

I'm appalled.

Dilly said...

MWEAH!

ALL BOYS SGUSTING.

SMELLY.

MWEAH.

GERLS BIZZY. DO ALL WERK. PICK UP BOY MESS.

BOB BOY. BOB SGUSTING. BOB SMELL. NOT HAV BARTH TWO YEARS. TWO YEARS! TWO!

MWEAH.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

DILLY! Keep outta my blog!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinked Wrapped,

stoppit. It's all lies. Yor jus too bizzy lookin at pink stuff an an an buying shooz.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Monkey,

I hartilly agree. The simpol joy of pant-frolicking is being kept from so menny of us smaller beings. I think we shood contact WSPA.

Shrink wrapped scream said...

Truth is, BT, I'm not only a bare-assed gal', I'm also a barefoot one. (And I HATE shopping - sorry.)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Yu'd get on well wiv Mummy.

She hates shoppin fer clothes. Espeshally shooz. She has to wear blocks in her shooz cos she has weord feet. She seez shooz she likes but the block duzzent fit in them. So she gets wound up an goes home with wuns she calls "clob-hoppers".

Bags, though, that's another matter. She luvs bags. But she takes me along to measure- if I don't fit in the bag she duzzent buy it. I go evrywhere wiv her, yu see.

(eevn the public loos hehehehe)

Hope I dident upset yu.

)hug(

Catmoves said...

Hilarious site. My cats responded with a "Pants? What's pants?". I failed to get into a philosophical discussion with them. Thank you for the laughs.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hey Catmoves! Hullo!

Yeah cats are pritty cool on the subject of pants. There ar just sum things they won't entertain. An pants is wun.
I did see Pants For Dogs in a pet shop the other day though, wich proovs that dogs ar jus mor fun.

Jhee hee hee...

:@}