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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Bottoms Up! *updated Friday -with new bottoms!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: hybernaytin
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, the littol wun. We walkt throo the woods to get there, wich was handy, cos I'd overdun it wiv the choklit peanuts.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 7.93496/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Handsome Bear resently posted a scan of his bottom.
Wat a grayte idea!
Let's start a Gallery! Wa-heyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
Handsome's:

Mine:
Grayum's:
The Window-Sill Bear familee, arfter long deliberayshun, hav desydid to joyne in:


later.....


Wa-heyyy!!!!!!!! Now Phytheas has sent in his contribewshun.

He sez "that's Walker Bear at the top, me bottom (hee hee) right and Bear bottom left. Bear didn't want to be left out, but as you'll see he's not a sitting bear (he doesn't do well at synchronised sitting)."

Thanks Phytheas!

Grizelda, hoo livs with Chewy, sent in her scan. She sez she is also demonstraytin her Yoga tekneek. Wow! So she is!


Thanks, Grizzie!

Now, come on, the rest of yu!

"Frends, Roaming Bears, Country-Bears, lend me yor arses...."

30 comments:

Meanie the baby dragon said...

kan me sen u me bawtum skan?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Yes, go on chuck!

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Eeek! Before my breakfast, too!

RUTH said...

HA HA...WHAT GREAT PHOTOS! I'm sorry to hear that you marigolds aren't doing well...the white bits might be white fly...hope the spray works. Thanks for dropping by my blog...see you again soon.

Phytheas said...

Wey hay! mine and a couple of the Collective's are on their way!!

Phy

Chewy said...

tee-hee!

Frog said...

A new perspective!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky,

Wa-heyyyy!!!!!!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ruth,
Thanks for the tip.
I did a speshol song & darnse fer them, an lent them sum hug pants. I hope they pull throo :@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Phytheas,

thanks for scan! I've added it to the post.

Wa-heyyyy!!!!!!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Yu must hav a willin Bear arownd there sumwhere????

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Frog,

Get on that scanner!

Chewy said...

I do her name is Grizelda. I'll scan her butt tonight. Her picture with Moe is at my blog.

Phytheas said...

Splendid stuff Bob. I'm off on my travels again, so hope to see lots more bottoms by the time I get back.

Phy

YesBut said...

Hi Helena
Thanks for making your contribution to YesBut’s Images. Your captions have been superb. The first think I do every morning is to read the captions - it’s a great way to start the day.

You might have seen on my blog that I have started a new competition, inviting visitors to YesBut’s Images to vote on the best caption.

I gave long thought on whether to start the competition. There were +vs. and -vs.

-vs. - each caption is good, and there shouldn’t be any differentiation between one and another.
+vs. - it might encourage more people to participate, and it gives visitors to the site the opportunity to make a contribution, even if they might not want to submit a caption.

So let’s see how it goes.

I hope you will continue to post your captions. I’m also asking a big favour, will you please, through your blog, encourage your readers to post captions, AND towards the end of next week encourage them to vote.

p.s.

I am going to start another web site. NO! NO! NOT ANOTHER! Yes another which will be dedicated just to posting each week’s winning caption.

Chewy said...

Grizzie sent her bottom scan. She says Bob's Blog will make her bum famous.

Mousie said...

thanks for your visit love, and for Cortobeille...Your bottom is very elegant...I won't show you mine, I'm an old grandma mousie you know...you silly little one!!!
plenty kisses from Mousie

david mcmahon said...

Bottoms up!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Thank yu fer Grizzie's bottom scan, duly addid. Splendid yoga tekneek, too. That's a gud Bear passtime. It waz startid by Yogi Bear, yu know.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

YesBut,

Will do my beary best.

Now get a Bear on that scanner!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oooo Mousie, yu mean, I've shown yu mine but yu won't show me yors? Oww Grayum will be most disappoyntid. (He sez it was just sientific intrest, to see how yor tail connekts to yor bum, but I'm not so shor.)

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo David!
Now, don't go sendin eny bottoms of Koala Not-A-Bears, will yu. I shall hav to sensor them if yu do. That's if yu can eevn find wun that issent coverd in poo.

:@}

Monkey said...

What the?? Since when did this turn into a Porn Blog??

I never.

(but I will send a scan shortly... ahem)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Horrayyy!!!!!!!!

Erm, we jus got a bit bored, Monkey. Long discushons in the Thunder Shelter. For hours. Cabin fever. There. Those are my excuses. Now get on that scanner.

:@}

The Prodigy Bear said...

Bob, this is too funny. Oh dear, what have I done ? Haha.

Anyway, I have a new family member to introduce to you. Check out my latest post... hehe.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Will do, Handsome- our original Bare Butt Bear!

Scala said...

Hi Bob
This was funny hehehe

Rachelle said...

hmmm.... I have an alpaca that's dying to send in her scan, waddaya think Bob?
She's not a bear for sure, but she sits in a place of honor here at my ranch and reads your blog every day!
Slainte~
Rachelle

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Rachelle!

Ooooo I do like alpacas. Speshally wen they've just had a hair cut hahaha!!

If she can get her bottom to fit on a scanner, send it in. If not, take a foto.

Wa-heyyyy!!!!!!!

I luk forward to, ahem, makin her akwaintance!

:@}

Rachelle said...

well, paca-poo! rachelle can't get the scanner to work. she says shes working on it, so while she....
hay, i never heard that word before! ........
anyway, im usin her blogger thingy to talk with you!
as soon as shes finished. ill make her send my bum on!
by-by!
nenya (the alpaca in the window)