WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Her nayme's not on the list, an she issent coming in. So there.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: restin
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.862/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Arfter yestaday's blog abowt the Thunder Shelter, I reseevd sum messidges from peepol very worried abowt Dilly (onnistly, yu lot!) becos she wassent seen in the photo's.

Well there is a reeson for wy she wassent seen in the photo's.

She wassent in the Shelter.

An befor yu hurl biskit crums at me an say I'm not a gud bruver (wich I yam), let me tell yu sumthing aout her relativs: Dragons mayke the lightening.

It's troo. Dilly sed so. Wich I'll admit, duzzent reelly meen much, even wen yu can understand wat sheez sayin. But then I sor it in a book, too: the lightening is dragons flying abowt breathing fire.

An she issent even bothered enyway. In fact, wen we took to the Shelter, she was so un-scared, she just went shopping.

Dilly, off to the shops. Probly fer mor pink gerly stuff.

So there yu hav it. Feer not, I hav not abandond my littol sister. Even tho I dident wont a sister, I wontid a scarf.

Bye fer now!

11 comments:

Margaret said...

Oh doesn't Dilly look SWEET!!!

Dilly said...

Mweah!
Margaret say Dilly SWEET!
Bob!
BOB!
Dilly be sweet!
Mweah!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

She sed yu LOOK sweet, Dilly. LOOK. Not BE.

Koobuss said...

Hello Bob,

Thanks for visiting my blog and leaving a comment. I love bears! Some of my best friends are bears. I even have one that sings!

Lots of Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Koobie,

I enjoyed yor blog. Yu an yor frends look fun.

I'm glad yu like Bears. I hope yu don't chew our ears. Grandad has a poodle that chews Bears' ears. Scary.

:@}

Koobuss said...

No, Bob. I don't chew his ears. i kind of leave him alone and chew on my monkeys instead. My mom has some bears around the house. She would be very unhappy if I chewed them. I get in enough trouble as it is.

Koobie

Meanie the baby dragon said...

hi bob! me waft an waft dat u didn wan a sistow butt u wantud a skawf! Datz doh funneee! hehehe

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

It wassent funny at the time, Chuck, but then I got a scarf fer Crismass, so it wassent too bad in the end!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ah Koobie, gud to hear yu don't hav a taste fer Bear ears. Phew!

As fer the Monkey ears... gud job Monkey issent bloggin much at the moment!!

:@}

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

B.T.,

Dilly is going to grow up one day to be a fearsome dragon. A dragon who remembers everything, especially how her big brother treated her when she was young. Be careful, lil' bear, and a little afraid.. it's not too late to turn this around, you know!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Shrinky, by the time sheez big, I'll be big too. Enyway I got heer ferst. An an an they wer MY mummy an daddy ferst.

So ther.