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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Confewsion of the speeshies


Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: restin
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: fergot to do theez 10
  • Day Score: minus 6 (big thunderstorm, even tho the laydy on telly sed ther wuddent be wun. She shud be sackt. If she had got it rite, we cud hav been in the Thunder Shelter befor it startid. /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

We hav a frend in Missourri calld Donna. Her husband, Jon, is a vet, so they sumtimes get unusual animols to carfter. Like, larst year they had a raccoon hoo sat up at the taybol an ate Marmalade sandwiches (not unlike that grate traveller, Mr Paddington T Bear.) She also keeps pet Hermit Crabs. Hmmm... so enyway, it was of no grate surprise to reseev theez foto's from her of sum rarther confewsed cats an dogs.

The mama dachschund ownly had wun puppy. He's called Branson. So then the mama dog adoptid sum stray kittens. She feeds them an washes them, an they all sleep in the same barsket....

Poor littol Branson wiv a sister of a diffrent speeshies adoptid fer him. I can't help but think I know wat the poor lad is goin throo..... good Lord, an a pink blanket too. Poor chap.



Donna sez that mostly Branson duzzent do jealous. He jus plays wiv them all an they all get on well. But sumtimes he wud prefer to hav his mama all to himself agen. (I bet he'd like a bloo blanket, too.)

She must be a very gud mama dog. A tad bonkers, possibly, but very gud. Wat do yu all think?

Bye fer now!

p.s. BTW, Dilly has put foto's of Granny's cats on her blog today.

8 comments:

margaret said...

This is so sweet!
And don't worry Bob, I'm not sure that dogs can see the colour pink.

Donna said...

Bob..
This Donna and just wanted to give you an update on the kittens and Branson..Mama is trying to wean Branson so she can feed the kittens better. ( we think Branson is hogging all the good stuff!)So Branson has been sleeping with me at night until about 3 am and then he wants mama..I have given the kittens some solid food and they like it, but like mama's milk better. Mama plays with the kittens and she just loves them..
Branson plays a little too hard and makes them yelp, or is that Meow?..That's it for now.. have a great day Bob!
Donna
From Missouri, USA

Dilly said...

Hewo, Donna!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Margaret,

Dogs don't see colour?

Well what colour are the Simpsons to them then? My word. I don't like to think of my Lisa being a blurry sludge colour....

Enyway, he is still a boy, an shuddent be subjectid to pink, even if he carn't see it, an if he carn't, well that is jus takin advarntidge.

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Donna!
Thanks fer the update.
I'm glad Branson is getting speshol hugs from yu. I like to get them from my Mummy too. Speshally at night, wen it seems ther is an increased risk of thunder storms.

:@}

Chewy said...

I wonder if Mum Dog's milk tastes the same as Mum Cat's milk? Guess it doesn't matter to a thirsty kitten.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

I rekon the mama dog milk taystes mor bisketty.

Dilly said...

Mweah. Bears confoosd speeshies.