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Thursday, June 21, 2007

200th Post!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: on hols
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score:7.637/10


Yes, laydeez an germs, this is my 200th post! WA-HEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Thank yu, evrywun, fer poppin by to see me so much. I've mayde sum gud pals by puttin my diary online. I yewst to write it wiv a pensil, but ownly 5 peepol red it then. An that incloods a sertan croco-dragon.

I'm goin to sellybrayte today wiv a new bag of Choklit Peanuts, an a shake of my funky booty. I've been online downloading sum toons. (Lord, I'm so wiv it, sumtimes I can't keep up wiv myself.) Now I hav to deside between an old classic an sumthing new. Wat do yu think?

Hav a ponder an let me know wich yu prefer.

Meenwile, heer ar a few things yu mite like to do if yu get in a Thursday mood. Yu know, the wun that goze, "Oh I'm so pleezd it issent Wendsday eny mor, but oh bum it still issent Friday."

  • How abowt payin Scala a visit. She livs in Portugal an has a luvley blog- photo's, jokes, art, video's, sumthing difrent evryday.
  • Then nip to YesBut. He takes photo's arownd London an arsks peepol to suggest captions for them. He is also arskin peepol to vote for the best ideas so if yu get a mo, go along an join in.
  • Then, an I'm afrayde this wun is ownly fer non-hewmans, ferther to larst Thersday's post, get yor furry butts up on that scanner an email me so I can launch my new Art Gallery next week!!!!

Wa-heyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! Here's to the next 100!!!!

Bye fer now!

P.S: Ooooo......... Mummy has jus poyntid out that today is the year's longest day heer in the UK. WOW. So today is Even mor orspishus than I thort!


Spauld and Ted said...

Congrats on your 200redetheth!

Sorry, Bob! We have mean parents! We told them we NEEDED a scanner, but they just laughed when we told them why. Peoples can be so confusing!!!

We're hoping this might work. Last time we had a thunderstorm, you got one four days later. We had a thunderstorm ("beary scary -- one foot on Mommy's head, but one got so close, I just needed a hug, and didn't care if anyone thought I might be a'scared," Spaulding adds) lasted night...umm, since Mommy's insomniaing again, how about just say we had it on Tuesday night/Wednesday morning. If we're right, you should get it on Saturday -- our time zone! So, head for the closet, and make sure to stock up on the pants in there first!

Your Buds,
Teddy (who's sleeping now, but would have written this too, if he wasn't) and Spaulding (who wishes he were sleeping)

Anonymous said...

Woo-hoo! Congrats. That's a lot of posts to make me smile and laugh. It's the first day of summer. Put on your bathing suit and take a dip.

Mousie said...

that's a great 200th post...you're the best one, and the most elegant little bear I've ever met, and the nicest, and the one i love...
I came through the pouring rain to wish you a very happy solstice day...
love from Mousie

Rachelle said...

Shake your booty good Bob! You deserve it :))
And alpaca kisses for you!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh, Teddy an Spauld,
Mummy dident get a scanner till larst yeer. They'er very yewsful, speshally in the winter months, as yu can warm yor bum up wen yu come in from the cold.

Sorry yu havent got wun. They are fun - an yu get lots of snow.

Never mind- get a close-up foto insted an I'll yews that! HAHAHAHA!

Oooo yu sed the T werd.... tha th th than thank cu fer the tip-off. I bet yor mor accurit than the weather laydy over heer. Not a menshon of the storm the other day. I rekkon she is in the payment of enemy agents, an yewsd to scare Small Bears to put them off their mishons.

Mummy washt a lot of pants today. I shall make shor they are in the Thunder Shelter Saterday mornin.



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Thanks Chewy!

Dilly has been out in the bird bath all day. But I don't like to get wet.

I shall get my shaydes on tho, an sit under the shadow of pants on the washin line wiv sum Ginger Ale in my Gillingham tankerd. Bliss.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh Mousie, I ment to menshon to peepol that yu've dun new bakgrownds, and that they shud go an see. Oh bum! I'm so sorry I left yu off the list of Things To Do. Can yu forgiv a Small Bear?

I'll put sum choklit peanuts out fer yu tonite ;@} an make a speshol Mousie post another day.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ooooooooooooo! Alpaca kisses!!! I like those. All peanutty. Yum!

Thank cu!


Meanie the baby dragon said...

Hi bob! howw du me den u me butt pictow? Me hopz u kuntinu tu bwog cuz me yikez u awot an u doe funnee! hehehehe

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Chuck!


Send yor butt pic to my email. There is a email link on the top right of the page. I'll try to put wun heer too:

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Nope dident werk!


ok the email addy is


go fer it!

Dilly said...

Bob do TWO posts.


RUTH said...

Congratulations on your 200th post! My daughter who lives in Colchester has just started a blog...I've told her that you live in Colchester too..if you have time pop over and say Hello.
Hope you have a fun weekend and that your marigolds are OK

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Teddy & Spaulding!

saterday mornin heer- an it thunderd a bit, abowt half an hour ago!!!!

WOW yu guys are sykics!!!!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hullo Ruth!

I jus nipt over an gayve her a hug. Got Mummy to sine that petishun, too.