WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Dentists & Doctors

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: hibernaytin
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! /10
  • Day Score: 7/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Sorry for the absense yestaday. Been extra bizzy. Mummy haz been to the Dentist AND the hopsikol since I larst blogged.

Ferst, news of the dentist: they have another Bear! Here is the original Dentist Bear, Henry:

As yu can see, Henry hangs from the lite that the Dentist swings rownd an shines down yor throat. I'm not shor wat the littol red bug duzz.

Well, now they hav another Bear, called Cocoa. The Dental Nerse told me he cayme out of an Eester Egg. Onnistly! They must think I was born yestaday! Bears don't come from eggs! Ha! We dident hav the camra wiv us, but we're goin bak in a few weeks so I'll tayke Cocoa's pikcher then.

Today, Mummy went to the hopsikol. She thort her appoyntment was at 12. It was at 3. They dident tell her her mistayke for over an hour. An the ownly magazines they had to reed wer all abowt peepol's bits. And if all that wassent bad enuff, she ownly had Dilly fer company cos me an der other Bears wer havin a lie-in wiv an important pile of pants.

Poor Mummy!

Bye fer now!

6 comments:

RUTH said...

Oh I bet Mum was a bit of a wild bear!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

I always tell her to imagine she is a Bear, an that maykes her brayve.

margaret said...

I think your dentist must have something about Bears.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

All good peepol hav a thing fer Bears.

lotis said...

it's 'beary' nice

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

HUllo Lotis!
Thanks!
& thank yu fer yor visit. Hope yu come bak agen too. I went to yor blog an it looks reelly gud. Grayte layout!

Bob :@}