WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, June 28, 2007

The Visit!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: too bizzy entertaynin (I'm a very entertaynin Bear)
  • Tesco: no (an I bet they wud hav liket it too)
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: see "Simpsons" /10
  • Day Score: 8.537692/10

It was fun havin Arnty Anna an Littol Kevin to stay. Me an daddy met them at the trayne stayshun an insted ov comin strayte home, we went to feed hazelnuts to the skwirrols at Colchester Carsol. Heer's wun....

I spottid this cunnin Bear Bush wyle we wer there an was very pleezd to see it was surrowndid by marigolds (but nun ov them as big as my wuns).

Wen we got bak Arnty Anna showd us lots of foto's ov her famly in Ireland, incloodin this wun ov her MAD cat, Lily. This wun is her as a kitten. Apparantly, she tryd to get in this pot wen she was a bit bigger an broke it gettin out.

Then we had dinner an CHOKLIT CAYKE. Unfortewnitly, most ov the other Bears wer still in hydin, so I had to eet theirs. Ahem.

Wen it was bedtyme, I arskt Littol Kevin if he had rememberd to bring a Cuddly, as he was ownly 6, an I waz goin to arsk arownd fer a volunteer if he had fergotten. But he sed, "Ah, no, akchewally, I hav wun in my bag...." so I went off to meet whoever it was.

I thort it mite be a Bear, or a monkey, or a rabbit or sumthing. But it was a Dolphin calld Dolphi. I was a tad nervuss at ferst cos wen he waz ownly harlf way out the bag he lookt like a Killer Wayle.... I'd never met a reel lyve Dolphin befor, so I dident kwite kno how to greet him. But I settold on a pat on the fin....

(I fergot to arsk if it waz ok to put their foto's on heer, hense I had to chop off Littol Kevin's hed.) (Ownly in the foto.)

Arfter we awl went to bed, Mummy stayd up an drew a pikcher ov Littol Kevin's sister, from wun of Arnty Anna's foto's. Wat do yu think?

I am so tyerd now I cud hybernayte! HAHAHAHAHAHA! (bit ov Bear hewmor there).

Bye fer now!


Dilly said...


Dilly like Arnty Anna too.

Arnty Anna say Dilly very gerly. Very pwinsessy. Mweah.


RUTH said...

mmmm...that cake looks good! Glad you had a good time...I like the Bear bush in the park...were you the model for it?

Anonymous said...

Beautiful photo of the squirrel. very, very nice drawing of Kevin's sister. She looks happy. Her Mummy must be very pleased to get an original portrait from Bob's Mum.

phaseoutgirl said...


I miss those nose hugs! I love the little cat in a car!! How did she get in there? Hope you had nothing to do with it you funny bear?


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Dilly, she sed that cos yor cuverd in ribbons!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yum, that cayke WAS delishus! It had creem insyde, too. An the sides wer cuverd in littol nutty bits. I gayve sum of them to the mouse.

He left a poo to show his appryshyayshun.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Mummy did a pawtrayte of me a littol wyle ago. I shall hav to put it on my blog.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Sumtymes lately wen I visit peepol I carnt leev messidges. I clik on 'comments' but it duzzent go. But I hav been arownd....
sendin yu extra nose-hugs :@}

margaret said...

Ahhh that is so cute about the dolphin! They do have the strangest favourite companions!