WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Wat's at the end of a rainbow? A Bear!

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: restin
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.5 (lookt like thunder. It dident but it was a nervous day) /10

Weird stuff happend yesterday.

Ferst, a blackberd flew in from the garden, lookt around, pooed on my marigolds and then flew out agen. The marigolds are in a bit of a bad way at the moment. Sumthing is eetin them. Weev tryd spraying them wiv anti-bug stuff but Mummy sed we may be too layte. So I'm hopin that the blackberd poo will kill off the bugs farster than it kills off the marigolds.

It was reelly weird poo. It left a bloo stain on the wall, floor an marigolds. BLOO???? Wat ar theez berds eeting? Weer puttin out seed, currants, appols an oats fer them. Oviously they ar eetin this, then goin up the road fer a Big Mac wiv strorbry shake an a Blooberry McMuffin.

Next, a rainbow came in from the garden.

I climed up fer a closer look. Hav yu ever stood in a rainbow?

I tried it on my nose to see wat the colours wud look like.

It tikkoled a bit, but was kwite fun.

Bye fer now!


Anonymous said...

The rainbow is a painting made by light. Does that count as a nose kiss?

Bart said...

Maybe you can answer this question, then:

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

I never got a straight answer from Kermit.

phaseoutgirl said...

bob... lovely rainbow! i love rainbows, they do not fail to make me want to skip and hop and be happy!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Ooo yes, I think so. THat'll be why it tikkold.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Maybe cos singers look up alot. Wotch them. Yu'll see wat I meen. They look up wen they sing.

Cood also be that they got tikkold by wun.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


YEs, they always cheer up Small Brown Bears too.

I'm not so fond of hoppin though. Wen I'm happy, I do a darnse.

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

OK - where've you stashed the pot of gold, then?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Dit wassent gold. Dit was choklit peanuts an I wolft them all.


Margaret said...

Oh Bob, this is the cutest thing I have ever seen!