WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Dilly's favrit

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes- we did a layte-nite shop. I get to ride in the trolley on the way bak to the car, an luk at the stars....ahhh....
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score:7.372/10

Hey peeps! The number ov vews on my "Profile" is up to 983. Ah go on, go an hav a luk an see if we can get it up to 1000 this week. If yor the wun hoo gets it to 1000, let me kno, an I'll eet an espeshally big choklit peanut on yor beharf. I'll even dunk it in me tea, if yu like.


Bak in a mo'. The new seereez ov CSI Miami is abowt to start an I hav to switch on the telly fer Dilly. She carn't push that button, it's a bit orkwood. Jus hassent enuff push in her snowt. AN if she missis it weel never heer the larst ov it....

))))sigh(((( .....................spekt sheel want to borro my new chair, too...

Bye fer now!

(layter....... heer she is, wotchin her hero, "Rayshio"... IN MY CHAiR!)


A.Bananna said...

That is very nice of you to help dilly! you are a sweet bear!! :) have a great week!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hi a.bananna! I am very good an tollerent brother. I am.

david mcmahon said...

My dear Bob,

Here goes .....

It's taken me a couple of days to reply to Dilly's comment, asking what I thought of the ``dwagon'' site. I think my answer needs to be much wider in scope than Dilly's question.

I don't say this lightly. Bob's mother just happens to be the most creative person I am in touch with across the internet.

I write one blog and have my hands full, but she writes three and does so with flair and individuality.

In any summation of her talents, a critic would have to take into account another salient point. She has been refreshingly open about her issues, but I see none of these.

That is not denial. That is not a push-it-to-the-backyard-so-we-can-pretend-it-doesn't-exist attitude. No, I recognise her open admission of her uphill battle.

And despite all of that, I see only a never-ending well of creativity, a passion for entertainment without damning satire, without bitter revelations and without sardonic comments.

Bob's mother and Dilly's foster mother offers slice-of-life writing and a novel way of looking at life which sometimes touches the most creative people with occasional dark clouds of self-doubt.

She transcends all that she speaks about so openly and she transcends those factors in a fashion that pays tribute to her Muses and her creative impulses.

She makes us smile in a way few can emulate. Some people can be funny when writing or talking about real life. She does it with ease, when writing about imagined lives of inanimate objects - as much as we could be permitted to call the inimitable Dilly or Bob ``inanimate'', for they possess more life and soul than many.

She brings us nose hugs and tissue-issuers, dwagons in their castles and toys who speak their own distinctive language.

Most fittingly of all, she brings us the agony aunt option as well, with cheery advice on a variety of issues. Bless her for her easy generosity.

She is the AA Milne of the internet - and if ever she wants to look for an agent or a publisher, I would be the first person to help her in that quest.

I would never trivialise health issues, but I do appreciate the superhuman effort made by someone, day in and day out, to not only face the day, but to conquer it in more ways than one.

Bob's mother speaks not just for herself, but she speaks on behalf of people of many races and beliefs from continents stretched across this earth we inhabit. She deserves a badge of courage.

God bless her. God bless her amazing fortitude. And God bless and protect her many Muses.

My very warmest wishes, always


Chalkhills Collective said...

Wow, I can't follow David's wonderful endorsement, other than to wholeheartedly agree with everything he's said. Bob, Dilly and Bob’s mum, you bring a huge smile to my face and more often than not raucous laughter whenever I read your blogs. Keep it up, you’re making a lot of people very happy.
Oh yes, the reason for posting a comment was to say I’ve popped along to your profile Bob and pushed the score up to 990.

Frog said...

Your a famous bear!

Anonymous said...

Helen, You Rock! I'm off to view your profile and raise the view number.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

David, thank yu fer all yor help an yor kind comments. Wen I'm don heer I'll go an get Herself so she can put in an arnser to yu.


(BTW, yu sed she is ownly Dilly's FOSTER mother???? FOSTER????? WOW duzz this meen we can tayle Dilly BACK?)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Thanks! It's up to 996 now. Eggsiting, innit? I betta get a choklit peanut lined up....


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



Not as faymuss as yu tho- d'oh!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...




B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I ment TAYKE Dilly bak, TAYKE, not tayle, dammit.

Helena said...


Oh wow!

I think I just hit my head on the ceiling!

Thank you for the huge vote of confidence. Not sure what else to say!

But good job you live so far away, cos you made me cry, and Dilly gets her pointy stick out when people do that.


Calamity Jane said...

Oooh oooh ooh, I think it was me! I just went back and checked soI reckon I was 999 and 1000!

Anonymous said...

You can't take Dilly back! NO NO NO!

david mcmahon said...

Hi Helena,

The legal view - you have 100 per cent ownership of Dilly.

Sorry, Bob, Dilly can't be taken away. Get used to living with a dwagon.

Helena, I have a special question for you. I've been wanting to review your work for a while, but would you have any objections if I fashioned a full-fledged review (and posted it) based on my very long comment to you.

Hope the tears were tears of joy and pride.

Much love to the menagerie


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yu dident haff to tell her that.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Calamity Jane,

Well dun! An thanks!!

I tell yu wat, I won't start on the choklit peanuts.... I've got a big choklit brazil that Mummy sed I can hav jus fer the speshol occayzun. I shall think ov yu wen I dunk it. Cool!