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Monday, July 16, 2007

Weekend Report

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes, littol wun
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy /10
  • Overall Score:dident wear overalls /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

It waz a very full weekend. I waz goin to say BIZZY, but it wasent, not always, not bizzy, but lots happend, so it was FULL. Kno wat I meen?

On Saterday we went to a big Craft Fair in a town called Clare, wich I thort waz jus a gerl's nayme. Bein in Suffolk, it was very pink. So the nayme sutid it. This waz the mayne bilding:

see wat I mean? I thort, this is goin to be too pink fer Bears... but in among lots ov stalls sellin stuff I fownd a cuppol ov Bear Adopshun corners. This lot wer reelly frendly, an Mum tuk this foto ov us all havin grayte chattin:
theez wer owtsyde: (See the littol Bear-size chairs? Daddy bort me wun! )

Then I met sum orspishus Bears:

Wylst I trakt down all the Bears in the visinity, Dilly lookt owt fer Dragons (I think she fownd a cuppol, I'll hav to chek on her blog layter) an my parronts ate lots ov sampols from stalls sellin jam, pikkol, musterd an saurces, all on crakers, wich sayved munny on lunch. Then we had a rest in the beer tent. Heer's me ther, in my new rockin chair:

then I herd a song I like, so I shook my bootty fer a littol wile:

So Saterday waz fun!

But then Sunday.... and THUNDER! an an an... my emergensy hug pants got left behind at Granny's larst week!!!!! AND the Windowsill Bear Familee stayed ther too (AN they're taykin libertees- I spoke to Granny on the fone an they're not even on the windowsill. She sez they're on a shelf but as I sed to her, a shelf is not a windowsill, not even if a windowsill is a shelf.)

AND THEN they sed on the news that lots of TESCOs had to close becos ther waz a bomb scare or sumthin. An Dilly cheerd wen they sed it. An they sed on the telly that they don't kno any mor detayles. An she larft. An I want to ring crime-watch an tell them that Dilly cheerd, an an she boos wen we drive parst Tesco lorrys an cheers fer the ASDA wuns (cos they're green) so I HAV got reeson to suspect her and I'm NOT bein silly so THER.

So Sunday got a bit stressful, really..... good job I've got a rockin chair now.

Bye fer now!

13 comments:

Catmoves said...

How nice. A fambly reunin. Glad you enjoyed yourself in the pink building. (Castle?)

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Ooooh, I just love that rocking chair, it is a minature version of my "Thinking Chair." You are also a great mover, BT, I think you should be a dance teacher..

Chewy said...

Bear overload!

A.Bananna said...

I lve the chair! its perfect for you! loved the video too! :) glad to see you had fun!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

catMoves,

it was a good day, speshly wiv all those Bears!

The bilding wassent a carsol, no. It's a big howse abowt 500 yeers old (I think) but it duzz hav sum pointy windows an doors, so Dilly still thort it was a bit wagony. Enything a bit gothic is a bit wagony to Dilly.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Wy thank cu, Shrinky! I'm lookin forwerd to sum good ponderin in that chair. I did lend it to Dilly larst nite to watch her CSI program in. She duzz a bit ov hed-bangin to the openin mewsic so I had to worn her not to rock it too ruffly.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chewy,

Wun can never be overloded wiv Bears.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a.bananna!

It's a grayte chair! I had to choos between that wun an a deckchair, fer the garden. But I thort, I can always make a hammok fer the garden, out ov sum pants. So the rockin chair wun paws down.

Heehehehe!

:@}

Ms. Creek said...

Why were you looking out for dragons? baby dragons? they are nice, just a little naughty, ask MEANIE! lol

Love the chair, love the dance and glad you had a FULL weekend!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Dilly jus got fed up hangin arownd us all wile we did our own things- me wiv the Bears and the Parronts wiv the food tent. So she desydid to go find sum dragons to talk to. Fownd sum, too. Boy did we get to kno abowt it. She talkt abowt them all the way home. I cud hardly get eny kip.

Dilly said...

Hanarrrrrrr hanar hanar!

Bob not abol proov thing.

¬"

Frog said...

I just LOVE pink houses (in fact I live in one of them)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Yu liv in a pink howse? Oh boy. I do sympathize. Still, leest wen yor indors yu carnt see it. Ha!

Hey! I wonder if Dilly wud like to com an stay?????

Huh?????

:@}